[WTP] Highlight Reels

[sir archely]

This thread contains the highlight reels for each winner of a WTP season.

Also, it's open for freely posting on, if you have any comments or anything. :)

[sir archely]

Well, i've been negligent....again...but this is the highlight reel for season one's winner, Mesaana. For your pleasure, i took decided a little interview with the winner would be a nice way to start off this highlight reel...thing. I put a member of my staff on it right away, and here's the interview. WTP staff member is in blue, Mes is in purple.


WTP: So...now that you've won, the good folks at the Quill would like a little insight into the life of a champion. What makes you tick, and what makes you a winner, where so many others...just pulling an example at random here...like LT...have failed. First off, how did you get into the WTP to begin with?
Mesaana: I was hounded by this little archely creature who claimed that my insanity would be best sutied to answering the questions he posed week after week. I was mostly unsure at first and I still am now... frankly winning was quite a shock.
WTP: yeah, to us as well...i mean... *cough* in your opinion, what gives you an edge over the other players?
Mesaana: I don't 'think' about my questions too much... I kinda am reminded the day of, or the day before and basically go by the seat of my pants... it's like a school project; you do it the day before and it's the adrenaline that gets you through, and makes you do at least a passable job... my secret technique really was to just answer every week and hope that I got enough to win the round
WTP: fair enough. But in this effort, what gives you inspiration and the courage to forge ahead?
Mesaana: courage? inspiration?? I always thought it was the secret bribes of drugs (from you) that kept me going....mmm heroin-a-licious. which reminds me... *fevered eyes* you DID get my last entry right??
WTP: shh...that's off the record. ahem. moving on....
Mesaana: oh yeah... hehe.. sorry.. but you DID get the last set.... you better...hehe yes yes moving along
Mesaana: *nervous twitch*
WTP: how do you feel about doughnuts?
Mesaana: doughnuts are chewy goodness, as long as they are from Timmy Ho's... none of this "krispy creme" business... they're the devil I say! the DEVIL!!! *shakes fist*
WTP: well, someone needs their fix soon....
Mesaana: hehehe uhhh... excuse me a min
Mesaana: *goes into bathroom, loud ahhhhhh is heard, comes back all calm*
Mesaana: alrighty, lets continue with the interview.
WTP: well then. who would you say is your greatest influence?
Mesaana: Fidel Castro.
Mesaana: When I grow up I wanna be a dictator :)
WTP: ~wipes tear away~ ah, dictatorship...the stuff dreams are made of.
Mesaana: don't I know it!! one day... one day....
Mesaana: *gets far away look*
WTP: Could you cite any specific mentor that helped you reach this point?
Mesaana: the pillsbury dough boy for making all those delicious baked treats that kept me going whilst doing all those questions, and hrrm.... the wo/man who invented the google search engine. God Bless you. they were a vast help to me in my time of need.
WTP: of course. the pillsbury dough boy is just delicious. um... i mean the products he endorses. yes, that.
Mesaana: no no, he's a tasty little man... as are his minions. do you know about the secret army he has goin on? the keebler elves are in on it too.
WTP: um...no. wink wink nudge nudge.
Mesaana: hehehe
Mesaana: *pats belly*
WTP: Finally, the question that everybody is asking, since your win, what are you going to do now?
Mesaana: My basic plan is to bask in my superstardom... then become and total bitch, have a fall from grace, then make a comeback that will blow everyone else outta the water. Though I may skip the bitch part and just lapse into a drug-induced coma. but the comeback... oh man...
WTP: isn't that what everybody's doing these days?
Mesaana: nah... they're just all going into hiding and getting plastic surgery. THEN doing a comeback.
WTP: ah, subtle difference but important.
Mesaana: ;)
WTP: thanks mes, i'm sure everyone looks forward to your continued participation in the WTP experience. :) anything you'd like to say before we head out?
Mesaana: I'd like to say to all those other Phuckers out there: Goodnight! Sleep Tight! and Pleasant Dreams to you!!! Also... I'll be watching. ;)


Just some stats on Mesaana's unconventional rise to the top in the first season.
-Mes somehow won the season without ever winning an episode all to herself.
-In addition, she only finished with a single best, out of 14 questions. This is a meager 4% of her total points.
-She finished with 23.5 points, which is about 44% of all the points available to her.
-47% of her points were for having the correct answer.
-36% of her points were for having a humorous answer.

Her lone best came in the first week (which she jointly won with LT) and was for question #5.

Mesaana: 5. Ever MUST eat a king sandwich... I mean a sandwich that looks like Warhol should frame it, and it's taste is akin to having a multi orgasm... but in your mouth! (and it's your orgasm, not someones elses in there ) EVERYONE should make a king sandwich made of all their favourite things and wash it down with a nice glass of lemonade... or other beverage as you wish

I mostly chose this one for the best because of the comment Mes makes as an aside to her real answer. The fact that it's your orgasm and "not someone else's in there" just cracks me up.

Here are a couple responses you didn't get the chance to see.

1.0 Q 3:
Mesaana: 3. If a person exercises vigourously it'll prolly add a few years to THEIR life... but I dunna think it will add any to yours... sorry Arch! Since you get no extra time, you can't spend that extra time. However with the extra THEY have, they'll prolly be looking young and screwing people 1/2 their age while the rest of us are bitter and brittle

1.0 Q 4:
Mesaana: 4. Those stupid motorized scooters that kids use nowadays. The looks stupid, the sound stupid, and are banned in certain area's... also when you have punk kids riding them at 2am just not a good thing. Use your legs or ride a bike, or hell learn to drive, just don't scooter... sides it's a good way to break both arms if you happen to drive over a stone and suddenly find yourself flying over the handlebars of the stupid thing.


And....the highlight reel comes to a close. Thanks for tuning in. :)