Quotes from the locals

[Malcor Sylverwood]

I think we'll have an interesting community here, so I though I make a place for some of the faaascinating things that will be heard.

sir archely: bah, i just ate a piece of paper i thought was a chip

-Malcor "Paybacks" Sylverwood

[dark fuschia]

LOL!!

Sorry I can't beat that one right now.

[Tatum]

Malcor said this regarding a conversation we were having about friends....

"People and logic rarely seem to mix"

I think that might be the answer to every question ever asked. lol

[Malcor Sylverwood]

[after hours of trying to figure out his computer's lack of sound]

sir archely: damn it, I'm such a fricking moron
sir archely: i have sounds...my speakers just weren't turned up

-Malcor "Nelson" Sylverwood

[Malcor Sylverwood]

"please note lack of hints or hidden or mysterious or enigmatic messages in this post" -- nightfairy

"hah Australia is prolly just a big version of small town Kansas LOL" -- wendy

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Poor arch...I keep coming back to the things he says ;)

[while the quill was down]
sir archely: mike needs to do one of those things where he says a lot of stuff i don't understand, and then it's fixed somehow

[sir archely]

yeah, somehow i knew that one was going up :rolleyes:

~shakes fist~

just you wait sylverwood, you'll get yours. :p

[Anita Blake]

lol! that's cute arch, sounds like something i would say. :rolleyes:

:D

[sir archely]

Malcor(4:25:13 PM): ~is strangly hypnotized by DH's chest hair~


for those of you not in the know, DH is david hasslehoff. ;)

revenge is sweet. :D

[night faerie]

"It's so sunny. I didnt think there was sunshine in America" ...wendy

[dark fuschia]

LOL I can't believe you posted that. I'll have to keep my ears open so I can get some revenge :D

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Tatum says: Yes! I was awesome.

LOL...a slip from the ego? I was asking her how meeting someone else was... ;)

-Malcor "Quoter" Sylverwood

[night faerie]

so speaking of ego...

ok so me & T & wendy were in chat a short while back and we were saying how dangerous it was that we were going to all get together in the same place & the world had better watch out! :D and someone commented that all the women of wotism have Delusions of Power. so last night there we are, all three, all drunk, all silly and full of ego. and wendy says, "We're so Cool! Or maybe it's just our Power of Delusion!" ;)

so yeah, we've come to realize that we dont have Delusions of power at all, we have a collective Power of Delusion, so watch out when we get together, HAHA :-p

[night faerie]

Falcon Ridge Quotes

jUsIn (to wendy): "Why do you have (tent) stakes in your handbag?"
wendy: "Because I cant find my sock"

NF: "These boobs are no joke"

Tatum: "Who's shirt am I wearing?"

NF: "I'm nothing without these boobs"

jUstIn (talking about building a treehouse): "Oh, the whores will take it, oh yes" (meant to say floors will take it)

NF: "I am very single minded today. I cant stop thinking about my boobs"

Tatum (explaining to jUstin what song 77 was singing): "No, it's not peace, it's PEE, it's a pee song"

jUstIn (to wendy): "You look like frickin' Jesus"

Random announcement on the main stage: "There is a village somewhere in Texas that is missing an idiot" (all eyes turned to 77)

jUstIn reading a food vendor's sign: "Vegetarian curried goat"
NF & Tatum look quizzically
wendy: "The goat was a vegetarian?"

NF finds a pamphlet marked "How to recognize the messiah" & asks if anyone wants it, or if it's just garbage.
wendy: "jUstIn wants it - He's been looking for the messiah everywhere"

NF: "I think it's time for me to put my pants back on"

wendy: "I'm putting the ball in your boot"

jUstIn: "that's not an owl. That's Batman!"

[night faerie]

wendy: "If you ever come to Australia, you have a place to stay. Even if I'm homeless, you can stay with my mom"

[Tatum]

wendy: "If you ever come to Australia, you have a place to stay. Even if I'm homeless, you can stay with my mom"


HAHAHAHA *wipes a tear away* Good times. :) So, I'm now specifically looking for a house that you all will fit in so that you can come live with me cuz I just can't stand thinking that my only contact with you will be over the internet now. :( :cry:

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Awww....I'm also heartbroken I couldn't have been there for this as well, but...well...anyway.

Even if it would have been to just meet Tatum (and, yeah, jUstIn ;))...and to be included in T's offer...~points to previous post~ heh

-Malcor ":broken:" Sylverwood

[night faerie]

ok this was just too funny to not share:

me: I need a hug
chrono: oh, so now that you're friends are gone, you love me again
me: hey, I loved you when my friends were here
chrono: yeah, but you loved me in a distant, zen-kind of love

:rolleyes:

[jUstIn]

wendy: (to tatum) would you like to trade, (hats) my head is rather large

justin: whatever....

little girl in french beanie to tatum: turn your blinkers on when coming down the hill.

wendy to justin: talk to the elbow, because the hand isnt worth extending....

justin in the near future: i dont rember that, i mean, thats not me!! who took that picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nightfairy to wendy: here, you carry this stick in....

justin to 77: naw dude leave that stuff in the car, the girls can get it...

77 to justin: your a tod, but a melvin. melvin, but very tod like. your just weird.

justin: whats up with that?

justin: watch out!

tatum: now we know who wears the pants (i had pants on, she had 3/4 pants on) ;)

justin, nightfairy, wendy, tatum, almost all of the time: where did 77 go?

wendy to justin: i want to see those pics too, (justin) i showed you already... (wendy) yeah but i didnt know you then....

justin: i had like one beer last night, and a sip of soco.....

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Wendy (donning her new UV glasses): I look so SMART!

-Malcor "Reminiscing" Sylverwood

[Tatum]

Justin: You're kind of lagging behind
Tatum: Yeah, I think I just hit a wall (meaning I was exhausted)
Justin: REALLY?
Tatum: Well not a REAL wall.

77 to a girl he was dancing with: Hey, I'm here with my internet friends.
Girl: Well, thanks bye.

ROTFLMAO!! Never tell people you're with internet friends. It doesn't translate well into social society.

My brother in law to me: Hey, are you going to any more Klingon Conventions?

My brother to me: How was Lesbopalooza?

[Malcor Sylverwood]

My brother in law to me: Hey, are you going to any more Klingon Conventions?
While talking to Tatum about this quote ;)

Malcor: I think its official. Welcome to nerddom
Tatum: hehe. I'm a Melvin!

-Malcor "King nerd" Sylverwood

[dark fuschia]

lol and lol, yay for klingon conventions!

hehe and this avatar business is funny as ever, I keep thinking Justin is posting like every second post and then have to re-check who really posted.

[epiph]

satan: "NEW RULE! no one farts if we're going above 70!"

satan, later, in a sad little girl voice: "you broke the rule..."

even later, in the same voice: "you broke the rule too..."

[dark fuschia]

My Sis Ellen (on seeing a photo of me wearing the smart glasses): Haha! You look like a dork!

[Abraxas77]

Said on the radio:

DJ: When adults ask children, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" They're really just looking for ideas.

Seriously, I think its true!

[Malcor Sylverwood]

satan says:
man-boobs
Malcor says:
man-teats
Malcor says:
~nods~
satan says:
no
satan says:
mann-boobs!
Malcor says:
MAN-TEATS!
Malcor says:
~laughs at the 'udder' absurdity of this argument~
Malcor says:
HAHAHA--~deadpan~
satan says:
:dozey:
Malcor says:
~grins~

[Abraxas77]

MR311 & CS's three year old son, Garion, to 77:

"Seriously dude...don't go!"

[satan]

Malcor says:
I think I've typed 'porn' more often the last two days then in the rest of my life...lol


hehe.. if you want an explaination.. ask malc

[Jonboy]

me, to justin.."im just as smart as you....but im half as smart as u think i am....."

[Mesaana]

This was at work...

Random dude Returning Vids:"Me and my wife really enjoyed this movie" *gestures to Godzilla* "She especially enjoyed it cause she's all about BIG THINGS"

Me: "umm pardon??"

RDRV: "YEAH! she LOVES and I mean LOVES BIG THINGS... they can't be small for her no siry they HAVE TO BE BIG"

Me: "really now..." *trying not to laugh*

RDRV: "Yep, it's BIG or it's nothing at all" *turns to leave* "thanks"

Me: "you're welcome sir... have a nice day..." *fit of giggles with other co-workers all over the library cause he was talking so loud*

[JEDIWAN]

I was was about to say something cool, but then...I didn't

[Fencing Fool]

Me, in Bacterial Diversity lab, after noticing a hole in the gas line to my burner:

"If the tube to your Bunsen burner explodes, is that bad?"

[Mesaana]

"its not the same whe they can't see your tits I tells yah"
*shakes head sadly at internet*

an anonymous quote by someone, on the difference of enchanting men IRL and on the net.....

all I have to say is... true... so very true...

[Tatum]

Justin's philosophy on money...

"my own mom cant buy me"


LOL

[dark fuschia]

from the movie I saw last night:

Young dude: This is the best DAMN trifle I've ever had bar none!
Elderly lady: Swear jar.
Young dude: Swear jar?
Elderly lady: Yes, it's a jar you put a coin in when you say fuck.

on an interesting sidenote, I had all my supervisors in stiches cos I spelt "dam" wrong... I spelt it "damn" in my thesis... ooops :blush:

[JEDIWAN]

From any given person that's about to screw up and cause alot of trouble....

:grumbles: "Trust me, I know what I'm doin'"

[dark fuschia]

LOL Jediwan! It sso good to see you.

Mr 18 year old brother on his escapades last night:

"You know how women bond by holding eachothers hair back when they vomit? I found out that guys bond in the same way when they attempt to push spew down a sinkhole together."

[Jennifer]

Wolfbrother (on the fact I don't always feel really talkative): "I'm not talky when I first meet you. When I get to know you I become talky. After I know you I quiet down. Then I whine when you don't talk to me."

[JEDIWAN]

LOL Jediwan! It sso good to see you.

Mr 18 year old brother on his escapades last night:

"You know how women bond by holding eachothers hair back when they vomit? I found out that guys bond in the same way when they attempt to push spew down a sinkhole together."


I concur and requite. Sorry I missed you when you were on this side of the galaxy.

Some People who see my sketchbook or portfolio stuff:

:grumbles: "So what are you doing with this talent" :o

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Malcor says:
I think I've typed 'porn' more often the last two days then in the rest of my life...lol

hehe.. if you want an explaination.. ask malc
sir archely: always with the porn malcor....
sir archely: ~shakes head~
Malcor: lol, yeah...thats me

~sighs~

lol

-Malcor "Pornmeister" Sylverwood

[sir archely]

this is mes in chat today... hehe


but but...I DON'T WANT A BIGGER PENIS

[ChronoDmin]

my project manager today @ work

project manager: ok tomorrow we're going to measure that bldg , so bring the survey bag..........you do know what a bag is don't you

me: :rolleyes: yea i think i do

project mager ok so bring the digital camera...but not the one from the office because the resoultion sucks

me: umm ok...but i dont own a digital camera

project manager: ok so then bring the camera from the office and i'll bring mine because it got better resolution

me ~blink blink~ im bringing the camera because..?

project manager:we have to have 2 cameras . but dont worry we'll just use mine

me: :confused: umm ok

project manager: wait carol will bring the bag you bring the camara...but not the digital one

me: wait now im not bringing the camera?

project manager: no you are but we're not going to use it

at this point the little demons who live in my head shut my brain down because i might overload so i missed the next 5 things he said and just nodded my head alot

[sir archely]

while this is making fun of myself, i found it just too amusing to resist...

archely (5:22:31 PM): hey malcor, want to go on a date?
Malcor(5:23:16 PM): Sure...your treat?
archely (5:23:22 PM): um....
archely (5:23:44 PM): i hope you like popsicles and walks to places that are free ;-)
Malcor(5:24:09 PM): Doesn't sound so bad...

[night faerie]

chronodmin: I think you are hoarding socks!
NF: Did you just call me a whore?
chrono: I said hoarding, hoarding. What are you whoring socks now?
NF: I could whore socks. And you could be like the sock pimp. If ever there were a sock pimp, it would be you.

[sir archely]

malcor: are you trying to say you want to go steady?

heh

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Oh no you don't...lets see a little more of this story :p

sir archely: tee hee :-D
Malcor S: What now?
sir archely: um...nothing
sir archely: nothing at all
Malcor S: ~,~
sir archely: i'm just...happy...to..um...see you
Malcor S: um
Malcor S: Are you trying to say you want to go steady?
sir archely: malcor....will you wear my ring?

-Malcor "And thats the rest of the story" Sylverwood

[sir archely]

wait wait wait, that's not how it went.

archely: tee hee :-D
malcor: what now?
archely: um...nothing
archely: nothing at all
archely: i've just ensured your destruction at the hands of killer monkeys
malcor: ~,~
malcor: why would you do that?
archely: i'm just...not happy...to..um...see you
malcor: um
malcor: are you trying to say you want to go steady?
archely: malcor....will you wear my ring of cursedness?

[satan]

me says:
drugs are bad
wb says:
not all drugs are bad
me says:
sure they are.. 'cept caffeine and alcohol.... those are just works of god
wb says:
and i thought we determined you were a drug too
me says:
i am?
one time you said "That's right! I'm a drug and don't you forget it!"
wb says:
and since i wouldn't classify you as a "bad" drug
wb says:
you MUST be a work of the gods


hehe sily boys and their logic

[dark fuschia]

LOL this thread is hilareous, oh and kudos to Chronos project manager, that is a true super power of being confusing he has...

[night faerie]

ok some people had this exchange in chat the other day, enhanced by an innocent misspelling, but there were a lot of people there and I was a little tipsy so I dont remember who. :rolleyes:

(there was a lot of talk of who was a prude and who wasnt)
Chatter A: you're such a pride.
Chatter B: I'm a pride?
Chatter A: yes, you're a group of lions.


Feel free to claim responsibility if its you, cause you made me laugh well into the next day whenever I thought of it :p

[Jennifer]

bahaha! I think that was Dregsy (chatter A) and me (chatter B). We were arguing about the prude police badge. :D

[satan]

hmm.. i think it may have been amaia and dregs.. not sure.. ~was there too~

edit: damn you you said it first

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Mesaana:ahhh too true.... mmmm hehe how would you like Indian food sometime?? *thinks malc would like lassie*

Malcor:Lassie? awwww

Mesaana:*pronounced lussy*

Malcor:hehe

Mesaana:arf!

Malcor:Timmy's fallen in the well again? Well, we'll just cook you! hahaha

Mesaana:LMAO.... now why'd you have to go and do that.... hehe my dad is looking at me strangely and wondering what I am finding so funny

Malcor:hehehehehe ~grins foolishly~

[ChronoDmin]

LOL this thread is hilareous, oh and kudos to Chronos project manager, that is a true super power of being confusing he has...


thanks wendy!!
:) and the saga continues

project manager: we are going back to the site

me :rolleyes: : ummm do i bring the camera?

project manager: no i'll bring mine

me (thinking ) whew

project manager: well if you want to bring the other camera.....

me: NO! umm no thats ok i'll just meet you there ~runs away~

[sir archely]

anita wants to know...

"but what if we grope our boobies?"

actually, i should probably say that her "defense" of this statement is that she actually meant to say YOUR instead of our. :p

[Anita Blake]

lol, to clarify... i gave LT some boobies of his own...

me: but what if we grope our boobies?
me: YOUR!
.....
me: i meant YOUR boobies!!!
LT: ... I'd be happy if you groped your boobies

[Anita Blake]

for tatum:


wendy: ooh lets all send Tatum psychic hugs at the same time
wendy: our cumulative powers might really make a difference
malc: ~sends psychic hugs~
amaia: ~sends psychic hugs~
wendy: *send psychic hugs*
corvus: it can't hurt ;)
curtis: *sends psychic hugs*
anita: ~sends psychic hugs~
corvus: sends psychic hugs
satan: sends tatum psychic special healing hugs

[LaughingTurtle]

~had taken a pic of it~

Laughing "thinking ahead" Turtle

[LaughingTurtle]

Oh...later in the same chat as the boobies quote:


Satan "bet yah anything mine are bigger anita"

[dark fuschia]

I was walking down the street with a pack of timtams in my hand which I bought for my sis to make up to her for stealing her internet time, when some kid who looks not older than 7 walks by me from the oposite direction (all by himself I might add). He grins at me in the cutest way you can imagine and says: "ooooh yummy! Timtams!" and keeps on walking by.

I so wanted to offer him some but I didn't want to encourage him to accept sweets from strangers. :( anyway it just made me laugh cos NF had been saying the same thing earlier that day... and then it made me miss NF :cry:

[dark fuschia]

My brother as we whiz through a roundabout full of traffic when its not our right of way... leaving behind some stunned motorists...

"FU----I got the accelorator mixed up with the brakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

:rolleyes: LMAO

[Tatum]

for tatum:


wendy: ooh lets all send Tatum psychic hugs at the same time
wendy: our cumulative powers might really make a difference
malc: ~sends psychic hugs~
amaia: ~sends psychic hugs~
wendy: *send psychic hugs*
corvus: it can't hurt ;)
curtis: *sends psychic hugs*
anita: ~sends psychic hugs~
corvus: sends psychic hugs
satan: sends tatum psychic special healing hugs

Thank you so much, all of you. I don't think I've been at a worse place in all of my life. But its nice to know I still have friends. *hugs*

[satan]

Thank you so much, all of you. I don't think I've been at a worse place in all of my life. But its nice to know I still have friends. *hugs*

~hugs~ of course you do!

you couldn't get rid of us if you tried

[Waffles]

Thank you so much, all of you. I don't think I've been at a worse place in all of my life. But its nice to know I still have friends. *hugs*

You'll always have friends, Tats. Someone as beautiful as you just can't help it :) ~hugs~

[Curtis]

Thank you so much, all of you. I don't think I've been at a worse place in all of my life. But its nice to know I still have friends. *hugs*

*hugs Tatum*

*agrees with who said "You couldn't get rid of us if you tried*
And you do keep trying. (-:

[Alexia]

Hmmmm... I reckon I've missed something but I'll jump in late anyway. *sends Taties tacklehugs* Hope you start feeling better soon and if you get hungry, I'll give you some of my chocolate too. :)

[LaughingTurtle]

~had conversation with Alexia that somehow got turned towards popsicles~



Lexi:
it always makes me giggle when typing popsicles. crazy foreignors ;)
LaughingTurtle:
why what do you call em?
Lexi:
ice-blocks :D


~shakes head~ hehe

[sir archely]

yay for smut!

hehehe, wendy in chat. ;)

[Anita Blake]

me, to my bf at lunch, re: cramps

"i want to go to my office and curl up in the fetal position and wish i was dead"

[satan]

aww ~hugs anita~

me: "uh.. i know this is a little odd... but could i take a picture of your coffee?"

[Tatum]

Wendy's advice to Wolfbrother...

"you don't handle a woman like Tatum. She handle's YOU"

hehe. Yes, its self indulgent but I thought it was so funny.

...and generally true of most women.

[satan]

hehe oo thats great.. and so true :p

[sir archely]

well, despite what wendy says about taking this out of context to make it sound odd....i thought it was funny. :D (sorry wendy. hehe)

me: stupid lateness
me: i need a massage
wendy: *gives arch a massage*
me: woo!
wendy: lol I could give you a butt massage arch.
wendy: justin showed me how to do them. :p
me: wait, massaging MY butt? or massaging me with YOUR butt?
wendy: ROTFLMAO!
wendy: massaging your butt
wendy: my butt isn't that dextrous

[Jonboy]

ok heres a good one.....we alway give justin shit at work......chris is the boss.....
justin: damn, i just got so lucky!!!
jon: i heard about that.....
Chris: I heard she was easy?
(a bit of time passes)
Justin: do u think its long enough?(refering to a bolt)
Jon: isnt that what she said?!?!!?

[Jonboy]

jon: so u showed wendy how to give a butt massage?
justin:.....
Jon:so u just told her how to do it?
Justin:well tecnically i gave her a butt massage.....

[sir archely]

Malcor and I, discussing the super-monkey thing.

Malcor: Oh, and monkeys are inherently funny until they are power 30' tall death machine that are coming after me...
Malcor: ~nods~
Me: man, think of how many tons of poo a 30' tall death robot could fling
Malcor: ewww
Malcor: gross
Malcor: That just took all the (perverse) nobility out of my monkeys driving transformers image

heh.

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Tatum: "HA! Don't try to fool the all knowing TATUM THE GREAT"

[Jennifer]

waffles: so me drunk :D
me: woohoo!
me: ~seduces you cos you won't remember it later~ :D
waffles: no details? ;)
me: why bother? You won't remember
waffles: eh, still ;)
me: hehe

(and no he didn't get details :p )

[Jennifer]

boss (at the restaurant): so when are you going to get a real job?
me: I have no idea.
boss: You could teach biology...
me: Ha! Can you imagine me having influence over the youth? [sarcasm]
boss: :umm: good point...
me: Besides, I want to work with animals.
boss: Well, teach high school. You wouldn't have too much influence and you'd have plenty of animals around.
me: :dozey:
boss: :D
(pause)
boss: Nevermind that idea...the last thing this world needs is you putting out classfuls of smartasses...

[Waffles]

Ara: however we discovered im a whore

:eek:

[Colin]

i think it should be noted that the extended version of this convo is:

me (7:19:44 PM): however we discovered im a whore for back tickling
me (7:19:48 PM): ~nods~
wffs (7:19:51 PM): hehehe
wffs (7:20:01 PM): WithMarbleHeart: however we discovered im a whore
me (7:20:12 PM): hey now
me (7:20:13 PM): lol
wffs (7:20:13 PM): i'll post that on the quill ;-)
me (7:20:15 PM): myeh]
me (7:20:24 PM): !!
me (7:20:25 PM): bah
me (7:20:27 PM): me no care
wffs (7:20:44 PM): good :-)

[Waffles]

~giggles~

Ara: i hate chicks who like to talk during sex. thats why i turn on music

[Colin]

!!!

me (7:14:45 PM): my brother tells me things i dont want to hear
satan (7:15:20 PM): lol
me (7:15:27 PM): bub: i hate chicks who like to talk during sex. thats why i turn on music
me (7:15:32 PM): me: ewww no more no more!

[Waffles]

:p

epiph: that scares me, ara
Ara: it scares you that i wont bite you?
Ara: well i can if you want..

[Colin]

jajaja :p ok I did say that..

[Waffles]

:D

Ara: waffles kick pancakes ASS
me: i know i do

[Alexia]

Pancakepancakepanacake boy! :broken:

[Malcor Sylverwood]

sir archely: bah, i just ate a piece of paper i thought was a chipJust when you thought the fun was over...

sir archely: hmm...i just ate a crumb from my desk i thought was a piece of a chip...and i don't think it was. i'm not entirely sure what it WAS, so i'm going to go get a drink now.

[sir archely]

damnit, i thought i was in the clear.

jeez, remind me why i talk to you anyway?

:p

[Colin]

Jajajaja!!! :d

[Tatum]

Arch: "well...apparently i DO smell. and that's a triple double for the day. mark it."

It was only a matter of time before he admitted it. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anita Blake]

amaia: "ah, I need arch!"



hehehe

[satan]

amaia: "ah, I need arch!"


ahh yes don't we all

[Jennifer]

Move along, nothing to see here people...

[Jennifer]

satan: every time you post I think you're arch
amaia: haha ~grins~
satan: meany
satan: you're messing with my feeble mind

>edit: hey, at least it's not animated :p <

[satan]

Wiggin: will fix computer for sex

[wiggin]

I'm innocent! Really! It's all a vicious lie.

.....well, sorta

Ender

[Jennifer]

Satan lie? :eek:

Oh wait...

[satan]

Bull.. thats a direct quote


.....well, sorta

[wiggin]

*grins*

All right, so we're even. I'm going to have to start a log of funny satan typos.... ammunition.... blackmail material.... :)

Ender

[Jennifer]

Do you think you have enough space on your hard drive, wiggin? :p

[wiggin]

Oh, bah. I'll only log the risque ones. :p

[satan]

Oh, bah. I'll only log the risque ones. :p

Do you think you have enough space on your hard drive, wiggin?:p :p

[Waffles]

Damn.... I've been replaced :p

[satan]

aww never my dear

[QuirkyTemplate]

heh, whoa! where did this thread come from?

I'm extra late

[Tatum]

heh, whoa! where did this thread come from?

I'm extra late

*smacks QT for his insolence*

[QuirkyTemplate]

*smacks QT for his insolence*

Really now ...?

>extends hand<

>dusts hand off<

I have a feeling I know who was being insolent here ... where's LT when you need him?

>eyes hand<

>eyes Tats<

[satan]

\where's LT when you need him?

i was actually just wondering the same thing.. he hasn't been around for a while.. i miss my little turtle

[wiggin]

I seem to recall that last time I spoke with him, he was rather busy. Perhaps that is still the case?

Ender

[QuirkyTemplate]

It's getting close to finals week I'll bet

[Waffles]

satan says:
but mines more comfy
satan says:
~nods~
Waffles says:
true....
Waffles says:
but....
satan says:
and NO you ma yNOT kick me out of my bed in favor of sharing it with epiph

:halo:

[satan]

thats right i stand by that too.. thats just something you would do you little wench..

"satan would you go get me some water?"
~walk back into the room with two glasses of water only to find my sister has taken over my bed...~

EIVL :p

[Waffles]

Yeah, well, if you two didn't have such apprehensions about sleeping in the same bed, we wouldn't have this problem, now would we? :p

[satan]

hardly apprehensions about sleeping in the same bed so much as doing so with you

[Waffles]

Eh, fairy nuff....

I guess you two would have to be on some sort of roster then.... ala custody battles :p

[satan]

she can have you, you arrogant, pompous, over-stuffer peacock :love:

[Waffles]

Eh, you love me for it too :p

See, thats one good thing about you two being in different cities.... never get this sort of problem ;)

Ah.... such a hard life.... :D

[satan]

yeah so.. what if i do? :p

yeah but you've got less than a year of that then epiph will be back here and you'll be screwed again

[Waffles]

yeah so.. what if i do? :p

yeah but you've got less than a year of that then epiph will be back here and you'll be screwed again

Literally :cool:
_____________

[Malcor Sylverwood]

*cough*

:dozey:

[Dregs]

*cough*

:dozey:

I would like to add my disapproval, also.

*cough*

[Alexia]

*cough*
Agreed.

Save it for the private PMs, kid. :dozey:

[Kindred]

Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of a woman. However, women seldom have lunch with wild horses
- Ivern Boyett

[epiph]

hmm...i think i disapprove as well. :p

[Waffles]

Hmmmm.... is someone jealous? :p

[ChronoDmin]

me at work walking back to the office when this cute little old lady comes walking up to me with her little black purse, cane and even a little flower in her hat

old woman: excuse me son , can you direct me to the ladies room
me: yes i can ~ points to door bout 4 feet away~
old woman: no no i mean the other ladies room...
me: :confused: ummm..... i didn't know what to say so i told her i didn't know

so the question i pose to the ladies of the quill is... you guys have like a super secret ladies room you guys hang out in and this old lady slipped about didn't she ? huh? hmmmm?

[Alexia]

Other ladies room? Maybe she was really a he? No - that's probably not right. Other ladies room... hmmm... nope, I have no idea. :confused:


12:05 [sir_archely] someone needs to take the boobs away from buck…it’s like the rat with the pleasure button

[QuirkyTemplate]

rwl! I knew you'd put that here!

[sir archely]

well, i must return the favor...


12:11 [Alexia]i don't have shitty eyes. i swear!

[Alexia]

CURSE YOU SLY FIEND! :broken:

[sir archely]

oh man...okay. in chat tonight...

LT: hey
LT: i'm still a pirate
LT: savvy!
LT: SAVVY!
alexia: can i be your First Mate?
me: um...is that dirty?
alexia: no, that's next in command after the pirate.
me: you know... First Mate and all?
me: ~runs away~
alexia: :rolleyes: ~shows cherries at arch~
satan: ~mental slaps~
satan: LEXI!
me: now that IS dirty
me: ~covers eyes~
alexia: LOL
alexia: ~falls off chair laughing~
LT: i...am....so...confused
me: LT needs a diagram i think.
alexia: i meant 'throw'! i meant 'throw'! *too many thoughts in head*


Heh, it's bad, but it's funny. alexia said it was okay as long as i made sure to mention it was a mistake. so...it was a mistake.

~runs away~

[Buck]

me:
Non, le singe n'est pas dans la chambre. Michèle est dans la chambre...avec le président de Burundi

K3: and buck, I dont speak that gibberish

Amaia: umm I dont know...


k3 Is it something about dubya?

for the love of god.... :cry:

At least Mesaana got it :D

[night faerie]

K3:

"The Matrix has you, Frodo"

[Buck]

Jabb: ~~sweeps paw through air~~ Want a biscuit?

[LaughingTurtle]

"Super Hacking Pornoscanks"

-anonymous ;)

[satan]

"Super Hacking Pornoscanks"

-anonymous ;)

that was malc wasn't it

[LaughingTurtle]

nope, though that you'd think it was him... :umm:

[sir archely]

that's because malc is always about the porn. ;)

[satan]

yup actually.. dirty porn-loving rake

[Jennifer]

wiggin: I like to think I'm made of geek extract. Or perhaps essence of geek
Nachtnoir: hehe essence of geek
Nachtnoir: makes me think of bill gates sperm
Amaia: eeewwwww
Buck: eww

[Buck]

Amaia: it doesn't pay to be a smatass anymore...
Buck gives amaia 20 aussie guinees
LaughingTurtle: ;)
Buck: whatever you blogees call them
Amaia: umm
Amaia: What do I do with these?
buck: Oh wait your not from australia
amaia: heh
buck:ps forehead*
amaia : no
bucks *slaps* that is
buck: silly texan :p
buck gives amaia a gun
amaia: umm no
buck: ohh oops...
Amaia: lol
LaughinTurtle: lol
Buck: Takes gun away
LaughingTurtle:silly buck
Amaia: ~hugs Buck~ its ok hun
LT: He's confused
Amaia Im an a long-time Floridian
Amaia: umm, bad english strikes again
Hey give me a break... do you know how hard it is to keep track of all these hot wenches?
Amaia: lol, gee thanks :p
Buck: oh yea your are the penguin chit :)
LT: she's not a wench...
Nachtnoir: wenches?
Amaia: chit!?!? :p
Buck gives amaia a penguin doll that torpedoe poops
Nachtnoir: penguin?
Buck: yes chit
Amaia : LOL
Buck ;)
Amaia:~points penguin's ass at Buck~

[Apoc]

Me: ok I have a knock knock joke but someone else has to start it.
Buck: knock knock
Satan: lol poor buck
Me: who's there?
Buck: boo
Me: lol Satan its as if you knew in advance that buck would fall for it.

[Buck]

Apocalyps has left chat.
Alexia: Tally HO!! :D
Alexia has left chat.
Buck: all well
satan: bye
Buck: night satan
Buck: ~hugs noogies~
satan: night
satan:~hugs~
jabbernaut: bye!

*long pause*
Buck: Satan :dozey: your still here hun
satan: someone said bye
satan: to me
buck: ohh oops
wiggin: I believe sata was just late for Apoc/Alexia
Buck: lol
Satan: lol
jabb: Oh... I thought buck was leaving?
wiggin: Just one more? its about animals!
Buck: I thought satan was
jabb: oops
jab: lol
Buck: lol
satan: haha

[ChronoDmin]

an xmas qutoe that me and NF said to each while driving home from xmas shopping:

~looking @ the giant blowup snowmen on people's lawns~

Me: i swear those snowmen look like their giving us the finger
Nf: No! their really saying "Fuck you Santa"!

[night faerie]

Chrono (a'la Homer Simpson)

....mmmm..... warm lasagna on lap.....

[night faerie]

but better yet...

Chrono: "I'm dirty because I'm wearing my striped underwear"
me: "Really? What are you when you're wearing your polka dot underwear?"
Chrono: "I'm RE-ally dirty."
me: "what are you when you're wearing your plaid underwear?"
Chrono (with accent) : "I'm SCOTTISH!" :D

[ChronoDmin]

dont listen to her guys .. i never said that :umm:

~runs away~

[Alexia]

6:44PM [Wendy] when people tell me I look great I am all like "I know"

[prophetic_joe]

holy cow so it was what 7pm when you left chat? wow like i said wimp.

*gives lexi a zerber*

:D

[Apoc]

me: "what are you when you're wearing your plaid underwear?"
Chrono (with accent) : "I'm SCOTTISH!" :D

Ummm? There is only one scot here and thats me and I don't wear plaid underwear, never have and never will!
:furious:

~can't get into chat~ :cry:

[dark fuschia]

LOL Alexia, but I did say that for a noble cause in the war of the sexes! I was sticking up for my sisters! cos PJ said... or was it K3? honestly you two are starting to meld into a single entity in my mind...:D just kiddin... no no... don't hit me with that banana... oh gee I can't even remember where I was going with this... *flees*

[Alexia]

holy cow so it was what 7pm when you left chat? wow like i said wimp.
Gah! That's because I slept for four hours then woke up again to post Waffles' bloody birthday message which this place now tells me is 15 minutes early, but that's because it isn't my time. Because I posted it at 12:01AM. Curse these clock things. So phooey to you... little snot. :grumbles:

*hugs4wendy*

[night faerie]

Ummm? There is only one scot here and thats me and I don't wear plaid underwear, never have and never will!
:furious:

ROFLAO :p ok chrono TOTALLY said you'd say that! :p

[ChronoDmin]

ROFLAO :p ok chrono TOTALLY said you'd say that! :p


:D yes i did...it went like this

NF: "oh im sooo going to post that on the Quill"
Me: "oh no dont do that Apocalypse is the only Scot on the quill...and he doesn't wear plaid underwear, never has and never will!"
:p

[dark fuschia]

:D yes i did...it went like this

NF: "oh im sooo going to post that on the Quill"
Me: "oh no dont do that Apocalypse is the only Scot on the quill...and he doesn't wear plaid underwear, never hasand never will!"
:p

heh but Chrono, how did you know! :-o

:)

[ChronoDmin]

heh but Chrono, how did you know! :-o

:)

well you know... tall.... dark ,scary, :broken:

[satan]

so last night epiph and i were talking bf bed (on a bunk bed) we finally decided to go to bed

me: goodnight tiffles
her: night sweetie
~30 seconds of silence~
me: but wait.. when am i going to see you again?
her:... uh... tomorrow morning....


now i have to say i was talking about after this trip be cause she had mentioned i woulnd't be seeing her over spring break... but ya know :p

[Mesaana]

*giggles* I found this hilarious.. though I'm sure no one else will....

in a convo with jabber....

Jabbernaut: "what's the currency in Canada?"

[wiggin]

Well.... hate to say it, but that is pretty funny. It's like asking what currency they use in Australia. ;)

[ChronoDmin]

ok the interns in the office i work @ got a bowling ball bag for one of my bosses.(he loves to go bowling) He had mentioned buying a new bowling ball..and was wondering how he was going to carry both balls.. so the interns bought him a bag which can carry 2 ( yes yes i know ..i apologize in advance for this quote)

boss: thanks guys i love it
intern(matt): so now that you've got both your balls there's no excuse for you not to be able to perform next mon night(leauge night)
me ~falling off the chair with laughter~

[wiggin]

jabbernaut: yes, don't bring the wetness.... inspire it instead :p

Don't ask where that came from. You don't want to know. :)

[satan]

and yes it's as dirty as it sounds... that rake!

[jabbernaut]

and yes it's as dirty as it sounds... that rake!

Hey now, if I remember correctly (which I do) you're initial response was something like this:

satan: LOL
satan: that was f***ing beautiful

:p nyah


And I'm not a rake. I'm a virgo.

[satan]

oh fah you're a closet rake and you know it

[satan]

tiffs friend: i have to piss like it's my job

[jabbernaut]

LOL!!! :p

I just know I'm going to be using that.


Oh, and rakes don't go in the closet, silly. They go in the shed. ;)

[Tatum]

LOL! This was taken from a convo with JB about a childhood friend of his.

"and she always calls me punkin head"
"yeah, i hated it as a kid, i thought it was cause i had a mis shapen head"

[night faerie]

"When you have internet friends, everyone's seen you naked."
... Mesaana, New Years Eve in NY

[Waffles]

"When you have internet friends, everyone's seen you naked."
... Mesaana, New Years Eve in NY

Especially when you have a digital camera or webcam. Oh wait, thats not what she meant.... :umm: :p



Dresses are gay.

While walking down the street with her discussing her likes and dislikes. Had to think a moment for that one ;)

[night faerie]

"Australia is our bitch and you know it"
...Malcor Sylverwood, chat 1/2/03

[Tatum]

Mike to wendy in chat :

"there's noodles hanging from your mouth and there's a satisfied look in your eyes"

LMFAO!

[Mesaana]

"Where have my hands BEEN! :eek:"

-Malcor Sylverwood

;) hehe do we WANT to know??? ;)
aawwww *hugs* you know I loves ya

[Tatum]

Mes during a conversation about Christopher Plummer.

"oh captian Von Trapp how you've grown in hotness"

[night faerie]

Buck: I am above the law
Anita: I am the law
Death's Lawyer:I avoid the law
Nachtnoir: I break the law
NF: I take note of the law
Anita:There's a law?
DL: Yes, You.
DL: Remember?
Anita: Backtracks furiously
...another amusing night in chat

[Buck]

Me: I am above the law!
Anita: I am the law!
Anita: Wait..
Anita: d'oh.
Death's Lawyer: I avoid the law
Nachtnoir: I break the law
NF: I... take note of the law.
Anita:there's a law?
Death's Lawyer:Yes, you.
Death's Lawyer: remember?
Buck: I am a law abiding citizen :)
Anita: Backtracks furiously

[night faerie]

hehe, it was a good one. I had a feeling you were gonna post it too, Buck.

~points to mad psychic skillz~ ;) :cool:

[Anita Blake]

lol. ~hangs head in shame~


~bounces back to chat~

[Buck]

hehe, it was a good one. I had a feeling you were gonna post it too, Buck.

~points to mad psychic skillz~ ;) :cool:

*curse you then if you knew why did you do it too :p

I was going to delete it but now.,..I dont feel like it :p

[jabbernaut]

[jabbernaut] LOL... that's kinda... sad. lol ;)
[Tatum] LMAO
[Tatum] Yes it si
[Tatum] ooh look I can speak spanish

[ChronoDmin]

me: but apple cider isn't good for colds
NF: juice is juice when your cold

[Jennifer]

~right after DL enters chat
Nacht: welcome DL
Amaia: hey DL
Amaia: we're talking about penguins and deer in heat
DL: oh my
Nacht: who knew that nuns did that?
Nacht: hehe
DL: umm, amaia's a nun now?
Nacht: penguins you see
Amaia: LOL
Nacht: nuns
Amaia: lmao, me a nun ~wipes away a tear~
Nacht: did a fly by
Amaia: if I'm a nun, Nacht's the pope, and Mes is the Mother Superior
DL: now I've heard everything

[satan]

epiph:
stupid potatoes
i think they expand in your stomach

[Jennifer]

dregsy: If I were a chick, or gay, I'd be all over david attenborough

[night faerie]

me: ~squeezes chrono's earlobe~ Ah HA! I am squeezing your pa!
chrono: that's not squeezing, thats just pulling
me: ~squeezing other ear~ how about this?
chrono: (laughing) No, that started out as squeezing, but then you figured you didnt have a good enough grip and pulled it again
me: maybe your ears are just too close to your head
chrono: :dozey: yes, that's what makes me so aerodynamic

[Alexia]

4:28PM [prophetic_joe] hey everything tastes better when a girl in hot pants serves it to you

[epiph]

while playing virtua fighter:

my friend richard: use jesus!
fin: i'm using old jesus. post cross.

[~KA3AK~]

I've been up for like 50 hours (can't sleep), so anyway, this is me and projoe exersizing our old fight club routine:
prophetic joe: still up huh?
me: yep
prophetic joe: to bed with you boy
me: i'm taking permanenet controll over our body
me: permanent
me: conrol
me: damn i need sleeep
me: sleep

[prophetic_joe]

but then of course I made him post it in here cause I am the bodies true master.

[Buck]

Yea but doesnt somebady own you too pj? :p

[Apoc]

Me: ahh cigarette
lexi: smoking kills
Me: Non smokers die everyday
lexi: smoking kills people too fast
me: so do buses
arch: nobody runs infront of a bus asking to be hit though....

lol

[LaughingTurtle]

in chat....

Wendy: hehe Alexi....she has tamed louie, but what man can tame her?
Alexi: aw *hugs'n'pokes*
epiph: lol
Alexi: LOL
LaughingTurtle: would have to be a wild and crazy man
LaughingTurtle: TARZAN!
wendy: hehe
wiggin: rofl
Alexia: someone with a deathwish
wendy: LMAO!!
Alexia: LOL!!
wendy: yeah Tarzan, I can see it working
epiph: hehehehehehe
LaughingTurtle: he could even talk to all of her animals
wendy: yeah!
wiggin: yeah...lexi...that animal thing.... sorry no future with us :)
Alexia: tarzan. damn, what conversations we would have! *grunt* oh me too! *gruntgrunt* no, don't get up, i'll grab the beer sweety" *grunt* asshole!

[Alexia]

wiggin: lurk
moi: lurk? you. you lurk? pfft.
projoe: wigg never lurks
moi: no. he just sits silently and watches… waiting…
projoe: yes ma'am he does
projoe: and then he pounces at just the right moment
moi: lol
projoe: like a cat
moi: like a wildcat!
moi: wiggin the wildcat. RAWR!

And I gave projoe a hot tub because I promised and he had faith. Lucky, lucky chiquitas! And wiggin became a professor. Technically, Professor Wildcat Wiggin. RAWR! And I love Karen. :D

[Tatum]

*is still in shock from this one*


Tatum says:
Gotta love Kentucky Fried Cat
Malcor says:
lol
Malcor says:
mmm...pus--er *cough*

[ChronoDmin]

Me and my bud @ work in Manhattan talking about how he went to Italy over the summer for school and how all he kept meeting was american girls

Me: so no luck finding Italian girls
Ralph : nope kept running into girls...mostly from NY too
Me: aww poor ralph trying to get a little action
Ralph: well when in Rome... do Romans

[dark fuschia]

So yeah I got woken up at 2pm this morni--- eeer this afternoon by two of my housemates rapping into microphone a voice modulator that amplifies and morphs and echoes your voice all through the house. So I wander out into the loungeroom and one of them greets me with "God, you look terrible!" and it echoes around the house like 5 times LOL.
yeah way to make me feel good about myself :rolleyes:
At least he had the grace to wince as his foot in mouth comment kept repeating itself... lol

[dark fuschia]

A dear friend who shall remain anonymous: "I hardly ever fart...i wish i farted more"

[sir archely]

wendy: my k isad sad
wendy: sadSADsad


BAHAHAH!

[dark fuschia]

wendy: my k isad sad
wendy: sadSADsad


BAHAHAH!

LOL there is a good reason I wrote that! I was actually trying to type "Help! I spilt cider on my keyboard and it's completely buggered!"

tehehe

Now I have a new keyboard. Thank goodness for K-mart :D

[prophetic_joe]

LOL there is a good reason I wrote that! I was actually trying to type "Help! I spilt cider on my keyboard and it's completely buggered!"

tehehe

Now I have a new keyboard. Thank goodness for K-mart :D

holy cow there are k-marts in australia? wait and what he hell are they doing selling keyboards they don't do that where i live.

[Waffles]

LOL there is a good reason I wrote that! I was actually trying to type "Help! I spilt cider on my keyboard and it's completely buggered!"

tehehe

Now I have a new keyboard. Thank goodness for K-mart :D
I thought you were just reall drunk :p

[satan]

"you my dear are, how we say, confusing me"

me to wiggin last night.. yes i was drunk

[wiggin]

Hehe... I hadn't even said anything complicated. ;)

edit: this was the convo:
me: hehe... just beat CNC:Red Alert again
Krystal: eh?
me: Command and Conquer... ancient game, but fun, still. Mmm... killing infantry with tesla coils....
me: you shoudl play compy games. *nods*
Krystal: you my dear
Krystal: are, how we say, confusing me
me: "how we say"... hehe
me: perhaps I should explain in about 12 hours

[satan]

you have the log 'else i would have put what you put as well.. but as it is i don't know what you said

[night faerie]

nightfairy says:
hey listen guys I have an Answer but I need a Question
Tatum says:
Who's buried in Grants Tomb
Wendy says:
hehe
nightfairy says:
<insert msn smily>
archely says:
zombies?
Tatum says:
lol
Tatum says:
gah, the zombies are after me
Wendy says:
no, they are THE INFECTED!
Tatum says:
oooh, so they just have crabs then
Wendy says:
eww!
Wendy says:
hehe
nightfairy says:
oy
Tatum says:
lol
nightfairy says:
I need a Q!
Tatum says:
Q
nightfairy says:
oh T you mockest me
Tatum says:
lol
Wendy says:
blah!
Tatum says:
wait, I thought you were doing a cheer
Wendy says:
I am no good at questions
Tatum says:
I was waiting for "now give me a T"
Wendy says:
lol
archely says:
~takes away t's pom poms~
Tatum says:
damn!
nightfairy says:
no, that would be "GIMME A Q!"
Wendy says:
aww arch you just want those pom poms for yourself
archely says:
hehe
Tatum says:
Yeah, all guys like to play with pom poms
archely says:
~poms~
archely says:
is that a verb?
archely says:
ah well

[sir archely]

we should really follow that up with...

tatum: i really shouldn't drink and chat on the net.

:p

[night faerie]

nightfairy says:
psst
Wendy says:
hi
nightfairy says:
we're all in the closet in chat
Wendy says:
lol
nightfairy says:
it's a big walk-in closet with big comfy lounge chairs and a bar!
Wendy says:
hell yeah, you know all that time arch and I were making babies? We were actually interior decorating.

[LaughingTurtle]

Mesaana: fear me the bed ninja of doom!!!!!

:D

[satan]

~points to sig~

thats one sick man :p

[Mesaana]

Bwahahah! Dregsy in chat....

"I need some chaps, with ass"

[dark fuschia]

justin: my powers lie in riding the fine line between bravery and stupidity, insanity and brunch.

[Jennifer]

Dregs: I told you, no one looks good in chaps
Mes: Even buttless chaps?
Amaia: I thought all chaps are buttless
Mes: I think you can buy them with ass
Amaia: But...then they'd be pants
Dregsy: I need some chaps with ass

[Tatum]

Mes: Ah man! Can't eat the eyeball
Tatum: maggots?
Mes: Worse, peanut butter.

[Dregs]

I categorically deny ever wanting or needing chaps, with or without "ass".

[Jennifer]

Ha! Don't try it Dregsy....I have the screenshot. :D

[Jennifer]

woo! double post

Jabb: I'M A GOD who can't whistle

[sir archely]

wendy: I love it when I am dumb.

[dark fuschia]

Malcor: EVerything in the quote thread attributed to me is a LIE!

lol... or maybe THAT's a lie Malc? :)

[night faerie]

Lexi: Does anyone have any muffins, because I'd love to be a pirate.

...(after much commotion inquiring after the relationship b/t muffins and pirates)...

Lexi: Pirates gotta eat. Muffins gotta be eaten. Pirates can eat muffins. At least it'd be grand.

Lexi: Pirates dont eat pie. But maybe with a spork.

[lam sam]

"It's freezing outside!"
"haha." i say in their face. "It's 65º outside!!"

Edit: after actually reading some of the other posts, I've figured out that this isn't quotes from ACTUAL locals where we live, bt from othe rpeople on EnchantedQuill. I feel like an idiot.

[ChronoDmin]

NF: hand me the blue scissors ~pointing to where the scissors are~Note: the only scissors present is a green one and a black one

Me: ~pointing to the green one ~ you see this as blue?
NF well its not black

[Malcor Sylverwood]

~talking about Bloom in the upcoming movie TROY~

Malcor:heh, he can't look much more girly than he did as Legolas...

Tatum:Yeah, but somehow he pulled it off. As legolas he was still manly. In Troy I think its the Shirley Temple haircut that ruins it

[Tatum]

I was just watching VH1's new show The Best Week Ever, and they were talking about superbowl parties and one of the comedians says...

"its always great when you get invited to a SuperBowl party cuz there's always tons of guys. And all the girls pretend that they are really into football and they're like Yeah Get It Get It. Then the guys think they (the girls) know what their talking about and all the girls have to do from then on is sit around and slut it up."

LMAO

[Tatum]

Typo's make the best quotes.

krystal says:
ahh
krystal says:
i thought you already started
krystal says:
my nad

[satan]

:dozey:
bad*** my bad**** :p

edit: yeah.. we were talking about porn too :eek:

[lam sam]

Oh this thread is great!! HAHAHA!!!

[Arianna]

Satan: (repeating to me, what someone told her), "yeah, we couldn't get it up, so we just watched anime porn."

(the 'it' refered to being the connection at a lan party, but the double entendre was just too great)

[Waffles]

Mesaana: I wonder what my candy heart says...
Mesaana: oooh gonnorhea!
Mesaana: you don't see that everyday!

[Jennifer]

Buckeye to Amaia: Boy, we've really got them all smoke-screened. They think we're some kind of happy couple or something.

[Buckeye]

Buckeye to Amaia: Boy, we've really got them all smoke-screened. They think we're some kind of happy couple or something.


Yeah no kidding. And to think I have to sleep in the same bed with you at night...naked!! :eek: Man, if you all only knew the power of the darkside...uh I mean sweet ol Jenny-pooh. She tortures me every night. Only feeds me once a day if I'm lucky. Makes me do chores around the house. Leaves toe nail clippings all over the place so I step on them and cut my feet lol. Man I could go on and on. ;)

Sheesh :D

[Jennifer]

Oh I could go on and on too, sabertoes. :p

Yeah and that gleam in our eyes that jabb spoke of? It wasn't affection. It was hostility. ;)

[satan]

"i forgot what thinking was" -arianna

[Anita Blake]

dregs: "roses are red, violets are blue, you've got syphillis, i do too"

me: ~drops down on one knee to propose to dregs"
me: i can't let someone this romantic go .. we must be married at once!
me: i love you AND our syphillis!
me: our love is a real, true love. the syphillis makes it so. ~nods proudly~
dregs: that could just be the madness
dregs: brings new definition to "incurable romantic"

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Tatum says:
Holy crap!!!!!
Tatum says:
Has the world gone MAD?
Tatum says:
Good lord, my floor is on the ground
Tatum says:
er
Tatum says:
my jaw

lol

You know you love me, T ;)

-Malcor "Recorder" Sylverwood

[jabbernaut]

She-lieutenant (pointing to some apples on her desk): "I can't believe you don't want my plump juicy apples."

Me: "Well, I'm just not hungry for fruit, I guess. I think I may head upstairs and make a sandwich."

~a minute goes by~

She-lieutenant: "That was sort of a joke, by the way."


No, really? :rolleyes:

[Dregs]

She-lieutenant (pointing to some apples on her desk): "I can't believe you don't want my plump juicy apples."

Me: "Well, I'm just not hungry for fruit, I guess. I think I may head upstairs and make a sandwich."

~a minute goes by~

She-lieutenant: "That was sort of a joke, by the way."


No, really? :rolleyes:

Is there a more tactful way to get out of that situation, other than to plead ignorance and run?

[jabbernaut]

Is there a more tactful way to get out of that situation, other than to plead ignorance and run?

I didn't run. In fact, I still haven't gotten that sandwich.

And I was feigning innocence rather than ignorance. :p hehe

~shiny halo and puppydog eyes~ :halo:

[Anita Blake]

ahhh.. .faking innocence is the best way to get out of everything. not only does it make you look kinda sweet, it makes the other person feel evil for being... well, evil! ;)

~feigns innocence far more than entirely necessary~ :D

[Dregs]

~feigns innocence far more than entirely necessary~ :D


<chokes> err, I mean, <chokes> :D

[Anita Blake]

what? ~blink blink~

are you ok?

~pats dregsys back to unchoke him~

[Jonboy]

damsmission tipstick........instead of transmisson dipstick ~shakes head~

[jabbernaut]

Me to my co-worker Joe, across the table at the Chinese buffet:

"The family that we took to Disney World, the daughter is this little skinny 17 year old (~making hand motions to illustrate her diminutive proportions~)... I mean, thin as a rail. But boy, she could put away some food! I'm serious, she could eat me under the table. (~a mischievous look from Joe~) ... okay, that came out very wrong."

:umm:

[Jennifer]

Yeah, suuuure you meant it innocently. :p

[Apoc]

Me and my wee half bro, he's packing to go to camp, awww sweet.

looking at his list of needed things to pack,
Him: Toilet Bag?
Me:Yeah, I'll get you one.
Him: I have to go to the toilet in a bag? :eek:
Me: ~hysterics~

[Molimo]

Jonboy has left the chat
Jonboy has joined the chat
Jonboy: yeah, u'd think i'd know by now that the "log out" button would log me out :grumbles:

[Jennifer]

Corvus: my underwear is called eskimo
Corvus: the one I'm wearing at least
Amaia: hmmm...is it lined with seal fur?
Corvus: fake seal fur
Corvus: they didn't say what it is though, just that it wasn't seal

[Kindred]

Not a local, but funny (i think so anyway):

Windows: A 32 bit extension and graphical shell, for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system, originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
- Unknown

[satan]

drunk epiph's friend to drunk epiph:

"i'd touch your boobs but i know you'd remember it in the morning"

[jabbernaut]

While helping my mom put bedsheets on my sister's new mattress:

Mom: How much do you have hanging over there?

Me: I beg your pardon?