The Birthday Thread

[Malcor Sylverwood]

~throws streamers~

Well, this is a first. Our first birthday here. Thats worth celebrating, no? :D

Have a good one, LaughingTurtle

-Malcor "Witching hour" Sylverwood

{This is now the thread where old birthdays go when they die. If you've had a birthday thread at the quill in the past, it's most likely contained within. -arch}

[Mike]

Happy birthday, LT :)


~throws streamers back to Malcor~
Why are you make such a mess of the new place?!
Barbarian...

[sir archely]

happy b-day turtle, i'd get you a present, but you represent all that is evil and wrong with the world. or something. well, either that or i have nothing to give. so. um...here's a can of diet coke from 1986 that i found under the couch. good luck. ;)

[Malcor Sylverwood]

~cues music and disco ball~

~passes out rollerskates~

Have a good one, nightfairy!

~hugs~

From Sylvan Lake, South Dakota....this is Malcor Sylverwood signing off.

[Mike]

*cheer4Nightfairy*

Have a great day, babe :)

~huge, eye-popping hug~

[Tatum]

WHOHOO!!

*does a solid-gold dance on rollerskates for NF*

I hope you have a wonderful birthday!

[dark fuschia]

LOL! A roller party! *starts jiving* Happy Birthday Nightfairy! *hugs*

[sir archely]

WOO HOO! Happy B-day!

~gives...er...something terribly amazing and inappropriate~

skate party huh?

~puts on some rollerskates~

~breaks~

ow.

[night faerie]

*giggles till she falls off her skates*

[Mike]

oww...

~picks up nightfairy~
Careful dear. Don't want you to hurt your bum

~sneaks a peak~
umm... :halo:

[lianedefeyer]

yahoooooo!!!!!!!

happy birthday nightfairy!!! *eats a lot of chocolate cookies*
*offers to Corvus , Malcor, Mike, Archely and all those who gonna cheer for nightfairy*

[Cloric the Cleric]

hehehe. I've never gotten to start a birthday thread before....


I just hope this is the right date, and not another server-glitch. :umm:

*gives Anita a large stuffed Bob-cat*

from the Mid-west to you...er...something like that


Let the party commence...

[Corvus Corax]

Happy birthday Anita :)

*applauds Cloric for his first brithdaythread*

*installs magic fountain*
drink whatever you want ;)

:toussel:

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Tres cool. Happy birthday, Anita! :D

~distributes more chocolate cake~

-Malcor "MD's chocolate cake apprentice" Sylverwood

[Anita Blake]

woo!!! 2 birthday threads all for me!!! *does a happy dance*

*takes stuffed bobcat head and hugs it. * you know... strangely enough, i used to have a stuffed bobcat head when i was a little kid. i think my dad killed it or something. i took it to school once for a project and freaked people out with it by petting it and stuff. people thought i was weird. people were right. :D

*promptly names bobcat head Bob and hangs him up in absnot to be a guardian* :D

mmm... and a never ending whatever-you-want-fountain, and delicious chocolate cake. mmmmm. :) this is the best birthday ever. :blush:

*hugs everyone* thanks!

[dark fuschia]

LOL@ Bob the bobcat! Yes you are wierd hehe

[night faerie]

~sprinkles some fairy dust on Bob the Bobcat head~
now Bob will answer three questions to any querer in absnot, but only Anita can hear the answers. :)
~notes odd looks from fellow quillists~
well hey, fairy dust works strangely sometimes. ~shurgs~
:D

[Malcor Sylverwood]

~makes a pilgrimage to see Bob the Bobcat~

Are you really Bob the Bobcat?

Really?

Really?

DOH!

-Malcor "Homer" Sylverwood

[Abraxas77]

*tigger poun.....is pounced by Bob the bobcat*

Happy Bir..oof..day!

[Mesaana]

DWA!!! Happy Berfday Anita!!!! I didn't know that you were an August kid as well!! hehe should've figured though... you have a very leo-like personality :)

*sends her hugs and well wishes and lovely blood orange sponge cake with deep fried lotus chips*

[Anita Blake]

mmm... blood arange sponge cake sounds good, though i've never had deep fried lotus chips... :umm:

*parties some more just for the heck of it* ;)

[Malcor Sylverwood]

*sends her hugs and well wishes and lovely blood orange sponge cake with deep fried lotus chips*
OK...thats just scary... :D

~flees~

-Malcor "Chocolate is fine, thanks" Sylverwood

[Anita Blake]

well, it's only scary until you remember that blood oranges are just oranges that have these cool red streaks going thorugh them. i've never had one though, since they are expensive and i hate peeling oranges. :)

[dark fuschia]

oooh I hope that the website knows what it's talking about *hugs you tight* I hope you had an awesome day! *breaks out the chokky cake*

[Malcor Sylverwood]

yay! *cheer4mes* Happy birthday, lass.

mmm....chocolate cake ~drools~

Even though soulstealer is a little bit ahead... ~shakes fist at timezones~

-Malcor "Lost in time" Sylverwood

[Anita Blake]

you're only 21?! *is envious*

Happy birthday, my fellow Leo! *hugs and kitty stuff* :D

[LaughingTurtle]

oooooo HAPPY B-DAY!

~wonders what kinkyness will abound now that mes is 21~


and fear not my present is currently in the works ;)

EDIT: Done, but where are yah hehe

[Tatum]

YAY!! HAPPY 21!! WOW, only a year younger than me.

*hears the snickering*

HEY! What? I could be 22!

hehe, Hope you have a great one Mes!

[Corvus Corax]

Happy birthday Mes,

let's see if I've got a present for you

*pulls out one year of joy out of a bag*

there you go, all yours :)

Have a nice birthday and an even better year

[Mesaana]

Yay!! thank you everyone!!!

*first dishes out extra special hugs for everyone eats mounds of cake*

I love chocolate... hehe my parents always make me have vanilla though ;) how boring eh....

hehe and I dissapeared quick LT cause I needed sleep and mum was buggin me ;) I have something for you too coincidentally.....

*gooses LT* :D

[night faerie]

ok first of all I could've sworn you were already 22. ~smites memory~
anyway HAPPY B-DAY!!!

~gifts Mes with whips & chains & a new set of satin sheets~

~cues the band & starts to groove~

where's T, we need a bartender here :D

[Tatum]

ok first of all I could've sworn you were already 22. ~smites memory~
anyway HAPPY B-DAY!!!

~gifts Mes with whips & chains & a new set of satin sheets~

~cues the band & starts to groove~

where's T, we need a bartender here :D

*mixes drinks*

*a gallon of alcohol and a splash of soda* My specialty. :D

[Mesaana]

oh man!!I really could use some of that right now Tatum!!!! ayah parents!! haha and I'll put those satin sheets to good use in Cuba ;) MEOW!! and the whips n' things like it or not!!

*gets decidely happy drunk on all of Tats mixed drinks* ooooh....

[Cloric the Cleric]

Happy Birthday!

*loves birthdays*

Here's your present...erm...it'll have to be installed...

*hands Mes a sling*

hope it was greeeat!

[sir archely]

i'm not too late, am i?

happy b-day mes!

~hugs~

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Happy birthday, ALEXIA!
HONK! :D

~distributes chocolate cake and watermelon~

Have a good one, lass. ~hugs~

-Malcor "Party-meister (haha)" Sylverwood

[epiph]

happy happy happy happy birthday! even though it's probably not your birthday there anymore. silly aussies :p

[Alexia]

*giggles* WOW! This is lovely! Thankee SO much, Malc - you're a gem! *hugs* :blush: And thanks epiph, you're such a sweety! :D

HONK!

[Abraxas77]

haray!

Another birthday!!! now I get more cake!!!...and..ooooooo....watermelon too! I hope it's not yellow watermelon, that stuffs just too pheaky, and it was a bit mushy too :grumbles: blek!

*inspects watermelon* hmmm....it look alright...

oh, and happy b-day!!

*curiously nibbles watermelon*

[Mesaana]

OOOH!!! even though it's over for you tis starting for us... HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEXI!!!!

*gives her a big prezzie full of fluffy clouds that taste like cotton candy, and all sorts of sweet treats for the sweet one*

I hope you enjoyed you day muchly... and are did something wonderful to celebrate!!! Oh yes... I hope you are feeling all better now! Bein sick on your birthday is not good.. but... *also gives her a neverending tissue box filled with magic "no hurt your nose" tissues* heee

Many happy returns and wonderfulness :)

[Corvus Corax]

Happy birthday lexi :)

*offers a box with 16 little cakes, all in different flavours*

[Anita Blake]

*hopes she's not late for the party*

*gives lexi a friend for Louie to play with* HONK!!

[Tatum]

YAY! Sorry Lex, I was gone for the weekend. I just took a short trip to hell (in more ways than one). Hope you had a fantabulous birthday!!

*hugs*

[Cloric the Cleric]

Oooh...I know I'm late, but Happy Birthday, anyway!

*gives Lexi a Stuffed Pot-Bellied Elephant*

Hope it was grand!

[sir archely]

well, since i'm always late on these... ~sigh~

anyway, i hope your b-day was fun!

[Alexia]

And now I'M late too. But I just got to pop back and say THANKEE everyone. Not to worry Brax, the watermelon is perfectly regular and seedless so it's not muchy or squigy and won't make you sick like some acursed, evil watermelons can. but this on'es good! And thankee for your well-wishings! :D

Thanks for the magic tissues and all the sweets, Mes! You won't believe how much I need these things. The minute my throat starts getting better and I can eat again and you get all the runny nose crap. But that's OK because burning marshmallows can make ANYONE feel good again, so thankee muchly! *hugs* ;)

Awww Corvus! I love it! And now it'd take me forever to work out which one to eat and then which one's to leave and then which ones I should've eaten before which other ones and so on. Much fun, you know! Ta, mate! *hugs and kisses* :blush:

Oh Anita, you're never late for any party. But I gotta say... Louie's going to be such a terror with a new friend. I remember last time he had a girlfriend (there were actually two: Lily and Lola) and the first day we got them he was so excited. unfortunately, they were a different breed to Louie and silly me, I forgot that Lily and Lola's breed could FLY. After five minutes of exploring they took off down the road but I eventually got the little buggers back after half-tackling them into a fence. Sounds a little harsh but damn those geese had sharp claws. And then when they had settles in more and weren't flying away so much, Louie got all protective and macho because there were chics around him all the time and he became quite noisy and rebellious. He would dig up planter pots and chase our dogs and all that stuff. I think he was showing off. *nods* So... with louie and a new friend - I can tell much fun is ahead of me! Thankee, lass! *hugs* :broken:

Hope you had a... well... no. Let's start that again. Hope you're having a better time out of hell and being at home instead, Taties! And thanks for your message, I did have a pretty good b'day. *hugs* :)

Ooh, Cloric! Thanks, hun - elephants are so cute... all their wrinkles and such! Ta muchly and I hope you have a nice day today and everything! :thup:

Oh hi, arch! Been a while since I've seen you, but thanks for stopping in and wishing me all the birthday stuff. You take care until I see you NEXT time. *hugs* :)

[Malcor Sylverwood]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY A--er, Colin!

*cheer*

~passes out chocolate cake~

~hu--er, shakes Colin's hand~

Have a good one g--er, you.

-Malcor "Easily confused" Sylverwood

[sir archely]

~gives colin some b-day nilla wafers~

oh, and a broken suitcase too.

[Anita Blake]

*gives colin a purple polka dot and an elastic-band guitar*

Happy birthday you! *birthday hugs*

[epiph]

jajaja! :D happy birthday!

[Corvus Corax]

Happy birthday girl :) .

*offers a music box that plays whatever song you like hearing at the time, before you have to chose it*


to Malc: tsk tsk tsk, do some research :p

[Colin]

aww :D thankee fellas!!
youre so kind..

:eek:
~marvels at all the presents~

really.. you shouldnt have... ;-)

sweet ass! an elastic band guitar!!
~has always wanted one~
:cry:

you know what this means..

HUGS AND COOKIES FOR EVERYONE!!!
:p
~chomps on nilla wafers~

:eek: looke everyone!! epiph is infected too!!


jajaja!

:D ~is proud~

[Malcor Sylverwood]

to Malc: tsk tsk tsk, do some research :pWhatever are you talking about? :confused:

hehe...I know NOTHING :halo:

-Malcor "Liar" Sylverwood

[satan]

ooo HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

*takes hugs*

what.. i swear.. one of those was from me... *runs to change a card*
*doh*
none of you used cards!!!

[LaughingTurtle]

~runs in~

~makes off with much huggage and cookies as possible~

HAPPY B-DAY SILLY GOOSE

~flees with a few cookies for the road~

[Malcor Sylverwood]

~wheels out a huge cake with mini balefire proof tanks as the candles~

Come on, people, I think you know what to do! :D

~hugs md~

Happy...er...22nd birthday! May you have a good one, and my ALL your future 22nd birthdays be merry! ;)

~is late for class~

~runs~

-Malcor "Fibber" Sylverwood

[Amos]

happy birthday merryd! :D

sorry about the kidnapping you at the fortress of quirkitude(tm). I'll try not to do it again ;)

*gives merryd a card and flowers and goes to eat cake*

[Corvus Corax]

Happy birthday merryd,

on to eternal youth :)

[sir archely]

for this b-day, i present you with a box of matches, 10 glow-sticks, and an external 3.5 floppy drive.

~nods~

happy day.

[Anita Blake]

*throws confetti and streamers*

happy birthday!! here, i got you a new, extra giant, cake pan.

*waits for delicious chocolate cake* ;) :D :p

[merryd]

wow... a party for me... :blush: that rocks. and I didn't even have to bring my own cake. You guys (male and female) are awesome --

In honor of my own birthday I issue the following declaration

for today I extend amnesty to all kidnappers and ninjas present. (but you must know that it's the kidnapping that really makes a person feel like part of the community)

and now... let the frolicking commence (or continue... as some of you have arrived early to prepare the frolicking grounds)


special message to sir archely -- if you only knew what I had to go through to get an external 3.5 floppy drive you would know how much I appreciate your gift.

and anita... the x-tra large cake will be forthcoming -- how did you know my old pans were worn out?

Thank you to Everyone who visits; enjoy the party and be sure to do something crazy in celebration.

merry "of course i'm only 22" D

[Mike]

female guys? :confused:

oh well...

Happy birthday, merry D :)


~wiggles tail and frolicks~

[sir archely]

special message to sir archely -- if you only knew what I had to go through to get an external 3.5 floppy drive you would know how much I appreciate your gift.


Hurray for totally random figs. hehehe. :D

[Amos]

In honor of my own birthday I issue the following declaration

for today I extend amnesty to all kidnappers and ninjas present. (but you must know that it's the kidnapping that really makes a person feel like part of the community)Hurrah! :D

Then let it be known henceforth that to kidnap someone at The Enchanted Quill is to show acceptance of and affection for that person *nods*

:)

[Mesaana]

Happy Birthday!!!!!

*gives Merry D some Violet Crumbles to become addicted to*

Don't worry tis just chocolate.... but chocolate that is like having heaven in your mouth! :)

I hope your 22nd was as grand as my 21st!!! Hurrah for Birthdays!!!

*runs about throwing balloons and frolicking*

[Cloric the Cleric]

*frolicks madly*

Happy Birthday MD!

*gives her a statuette of some nameless Saint*

*hugs and resumes frolicking*

[Dingdin]

Happy Birthday Merry d.

~gives merry d a wrapped package~

~joins the party~

[Waffles]

Happy B'Day Merry :D

~rolls in 'special' brownies~

:broken:

[Alexia]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERRY! Hope you enjoy yourself and have a wonderul year ahead of you!

*adds watermelon to the party*

*throws confetti/grain/other random soft objects*

YAY! :D

[Fencing Fool]

*gives Merry a cane*

For beating off kidnappers! Really!

:p

Hope you have fun :)

[Jennifer]

I clicked here, and there was no party. :cry:

I missed it, as usual. *deep sigh*

Anyways, happy (extremely belated) birthday, I guess. lol

:umm: ...fudge?

[Jennifer]

Bah! I'm late again! Happy birthday though! (I don't know you, but oh well :D )

:blush: ~hides face in shyness~

[dark fuschia]

oops I am late too *borrows some of Anitas shyness to hide in* gosh there's not much! :D

Happy Birthday MerryD I hope you had a lovely time.

[Jennifer]

Psst, Wendy, it's Amaia...and what do you mean not much left?!? :eek: I'm as bashful as they come. :umm: :D

[night faerie]

~cues the glitter confetti and gives the band an extra umph to ROCK DA HOUSE~
happy B-day MD and just for novelty...
~rolls out giant VANILLA cake~ :eek:
;)

[dark fuschia]

Psst, Wendy, it's Amaia...and what do you mean not much left?!? :eek: I'm as bashful as they come. :umm: :D

:blush: oops I am so sorry Amaia! My speed reading totally let me down in that case huh? heh I think I need even more of that shyness to hide in now...

[Corvus Corax]

*opens the gates to a huge ballroom*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIANE :D

*points to all kinds of cake and drinks on the tables*

everyone is invited

le meilleur anniversaire, mon chéri :)
J'espère que tu as non-trop de charge de la nostalgie, ma belle. Il y a cette fête pour que prévenir :D

*hugs and kisses 23 times*


sorry, a bit too early, but it's the 8th somewhere in the world ;)

[Waffles]

Its called New Zealand :p

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIANE!

:love: :toussel: :love: :toussel:

Have a wonderful 23rd and hope I can see you in England ;)

[night faerie]

oh, Lia Happy B-day! ~GIANTHUGS~
~gives Lia an art supply store wrapped in a Giant red bow~ :D
have a wonderful day and a magnificent year!
~takes a glass of champagne & a piece of chocolate cake~
...mmmm...

[Jennifer]

Whoa, deja vu. Happy birthday Liane. :D

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Happy birthday, lass! ~hugs~

~slips a party hat on Liane~

I hope you can find a few moments in your busy schedule to appreciated it...and us ;) hehehe

-Malcor "Official Hat Distributor" Sylverwood

[epiph]

bon anniversaire! as i said at wotism ;)

~gives you more time for the things you love~

[satan]

oo happy birthday!!!!

[Corvus Corax]

Happy oficial birthday, ma gente dame brune

[Christy Sedai]

Happy B-day Liane! :D

[Fencing Fool]

yay, Liane! Happy Birthday! :D

I'd give you a present, but there's nothing that can beat moving to Ireland. :)

[lianedefeyer]

EHy all of you , again thank you very very very much !!!!!

*dances in the ballroom *

It's like christmas !! all of this for me !!!! oooooo

*hugs evrybody an kisses on both cheeks* this is th eway we act in France , everybody got his kisses!!!!!

thanks thanks again ..I will soon faint for joy and so much good chocolate cake ...

by the way I made a lemon pie .....mmmmmmm yummie !!!


thanks again and let the party begins !! I promise nice drawings to come .... I swear it !!!!

[Abraxas77]

Haray!!! Happy birthday Liane!!!

[sir archely]

happy hippy day

~gives liane a pinball machine~

[Christy Sedai]

Happy Birthday Mikerules311! A day late but hey weve been celebrating since Friday. :D

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Happy birthday invisible member guy. ;) :D

~has some cake~

-Malcor "Hungry" Sylverwood

[sir archely]

~gives MR a bit of string and some trees~

[Corvus Corax]

happy birthday MR

*hands over a cherry cake*

*goes to stand in the corner, sipping his drink*

[Jennifer]

Hope you had a good one. ;)

~goes to stand next to CC with her own drink~

[satan]

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
~wishes she was there~
~sends giant sandwich is her stead~
there you won't even know i'm not there :p

[Waffles]

Soft, white, and full of good meat? :p

Happy B'day MikeRules Dude :D

[night faerie]

~strikes up the band~
~dims the lights~
~sets the strobelight~
~cues the dancing girls~
~lets the glitter confetti fly~

WOOHOO!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DREGS!!!

~gives Dregs a humansized fuzzy squeaky toad~
~... and a drink...~
:D :D :D
Let the party begin!!!
~straps on rollerskates and grooves~

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Indeed...happy birthday

~goes to nurse headache~

-Malcor "ow" Sylverwood

[Jennifer]

:eek:

Happy Dregsy Day!!!

~hands over a plush stuffed tree for him to hug~

~cracks open a beer and tosses a pack of Stuyvos to Dregs~

[sir archely]

hppy bdy.

~gvs drgs th vwls~ (nt th y's thgh :p )

[Dregs]

Cheers all. Schooners of the Black for everybody!

[dark fuschia]

Yay Happy Birthday Dregs! *hugs*

:)

[Jennifer]

Hey wait a gosh-darn minute! It's still only the 15th here where I am! :mad:

~retracts birthday wishes until tomorrow~

:p

[dark fuschia]

Hey wait a gosh-darn minute! It's still only the 15th here where I am! :mad:

~retracts birthday wishes until tomorrow~

:p
LOL but its his birthday here! and I think it's the date of the birthee that should count *nods decisively*

[LaughingTurtle]

Happy B-day Dregs

good On ya mate

[Tatum]

Happy Birthday!!! umm... Here's a gift certificate to the Gap. :D

[satan]

Happy birthday !!!
~gives dregs some badge polish~

[Anita Blake]

happy birthday!!!

*gives Dregs a Disapproving Frog*

it kind of sits there and frowns at people, it doesn't approve of anything but feeding it, and only barely at that. hope you like him! :D

[Mesaana]

hehe Happy Birthday Dregs!!

*gives him his own jar or chocolate sauce and a can of whipping cream with labels saying "will only open for kinkalicious use"* hehe cheers ;)

*sends hugs and a curmudgeonly pond to put the frog anita gave him in*

[Christy Sedai]

happy b-day dregs! :)

[Jennifer]

okay, it's 12:12 a.m. EST...Happy birthday Dregsy!!!

~sprays dregs with the firehose~ :D

[prophetic_joe]

Happy Birthday Dregs

[LaughingTurtle]

dreg's is a ho for his birthday and i'm his pimp...i'm going to pimp out this skanky ho for all he's worth.

And yes there was a condition for me being his pimp...i had to wear the big hat with a feather in it, though of course i also have the cane, platform shoes (with dead fish) and fur coat. ;) Fo rizzo

(if you have to ask you should have been in chat ;) :p )

[epiph]

happy happy happy happy birthday!

~give dregs another frog~

[Waffles]

Happy Brithday Dregsy bro :D

~shouts Dregsy a few rounds of Tooheys~

Now for your present.... how do you want me? ;)

[Dregs]

Wow, Ive got heaps of frogs and frog related habitat, tons of beer and sex related foodstuffs not to mention a hat-wearing, fish killing pimp. Best Birthday Ever. :D

~releases frogs into pond, eats whipped cream and sauce, drinks schooners of the black, polishes badge, ponders what they have on sale at The Gap, and skankily struts under a poorly lit strret corner.~

[Amos]

Happy Birthday Dregsy :)

*gives dregs homemade cake*

I pickled the figs myself :)




disclaimer: figs "joke" stolen from simpsons who originally stole it from me but I stole it back just for your birthday *nods*

[jabbernaut]

Happy Birthday, Dregs!

~sends in the clowns~

~hands out the baseball bats~

Have at 'em, everybody! :D

[JEDIWAN]

~skillfully ignig...I mean er um lights candles via the power of the Ringses...uhhh the Force! By the Power of the Force

[Waffles]

Happy Birthday :D

~throws streamers~

[Malcor Sylverwood]

~brings in two large containers~

~holds out left hand~ In this hand...coffee.

~holds out right hand~ In this hand...slurpee

Choose. But choose wisely.

hehe, happy birthday! :D

-Malcor "Knight" Sylverwood

[prophetic_joe]

Happy Brithday Happy Happy Birthday Happy Happy Happ Happ Happy Birthday or some such thing.

[LaughingTurtle]

Happy Birthday Chrono!

(hint...choose the slurpee ;) ....eeeevil bean drinkers)

[Anita Blake]

WHAT?! No cake?! i was brought here under false pretenses!!

luckily, i have enough cake for everyone... :D

*hands out cake and hums 'Happy Birthday'*

[jabbernaut]

~pulls up in an Edie's Ice Cream truck~

Hey, everybody, look what I carjacked off the freeway! :D

-- Happy birthday, Chrono! --

Now we just need a truck full of spoons. :dozey:

[Malcor Sylverwood]

~pulls in with a truckful of sporks~

What? It was the best I could do...

:p

-Malcor "Spork you" Sylverwood

[satan]

~pulls in towing coffee bar~

.. what? i just happened to have it already..

[Abraxas77]

Hey, happy birthday Chrono! Who's bringing the camera? *snickers*

[ChronoDmin]

~ runs into room~ yay!! party for me!!!!!

~picks up a spork~
~eats cake and ice cream...thenn getsss soooo sleeppyy~
~drinks coffee.......~

~wakes up and runs around room~ yay!!! party for me!!!!

~pulls out a wand~ look NF gave me a magic wand for me b-day!!

~taps malcor on the head and turns him into a newt~ poof your a newt! :)




(ps thanks everybody had a crappy crappy day at work and they :kill: (my evil bosses) made me work late on my birthday!! i was feeling really pissed off and tired and this perked me right up


~taps anita blake on the head and turns her into a duck ~ poof your a duck :)

~turns and looks at every one else ~:broken: hee hee

[WolfBrother]

I know why you had such a horrible day. It's 'cause I haven't said happy birthday yet. Isn't it.

~nods~

must be it. I FIX!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Malcor[newt]:...
(translation: CRAP!)

~sticks his tongue out at Chrono~

Malcor[Newt]:...
(translation: I'll get you, my pretty, and that little wand too)

-Malcor "Newt" Sylverwood


PS: Malcor[newt]:...
(translation: My mommy always said there were no monsters, no real ones, but there are...)

[JEDIWAN]

~presents a carmel frap. and regular house blend from StarBUX; slpaps a big ol' candle on it ("it" being the frap); ever so skillfully ignites said candle with trusty Lightsaber~

[epiph]

happy birthday!!! i hope what remains of it is uber better than what came before.

[Jennifer]

Happy birthday Chrono! :)

~brings a camera~ teehee :D

[dark fuschia]

Oh happy Birthday Chrono!!! *hugs* I got you um, a life times supply of cyber soco (hehe Chrono is a fan of so many beverages) and I'll have plenty of real soco waiting for you in Australia when you come :D

[ChronoDmin]

Oh happy Birthday Chrono!!! *hugs* I got you um, a life times supply of cyber soco (hehe Chrono is a fan of so many beverages) and I'll have plenty of real soco waiting for you in Australia when you come :D


:) *huge hugs * yay! wendy likes me, she brought me soco , now im gonna drink it la la..la lala la!!!!!! :p

[Tatum]

OOOH! Sorry I'm late, I haven't been on the boards much this last week.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRONO!!!

*gives Chrono a door sign that reads "No dirty hippies allowed"


:D Enjoy.

[Anita Blake]

~ runs into room~ yay!! party for me!!!!!

~picks up a spork~
~eats cake and ice cream...thenn getsss soooo sleeppyy~
~drinks coffee.......~


~taps anita blake on the head and turns her into a duck ~ poof your a duck :)




quack quaccck quakkkkk quaaaaaaack :p quaaacckk qukkk qwckklck quack quackkk. :D


quack quaaakkkk qwakk qwaaaacck quackkc quckckck qaauuaaaaak. :dozey:

[satan]

geez.. at least the newt had the decency to translate... i'll have to sit here for HOURS with my duck trying to figure it out.. hes no too good at translating himself... but he IS really good charades….

[sir archely]

hmmm...i thought i already responded in this thread but apparently i didn't. whoops. happy late b-day.

~gives chrono a patch to help with that nasty coffee addiction~

[Amelia]

ummmm yeah, Im really late but ummmmm I didnt know about this place!

**gives Dregsy a big hug and a hair toussel**

Hope you had a happy one!

Im soooo happy that youre nickname I gave you is catching on!

[Waffles]

HAPPY HEPPY HIPPY HOPPY HUPPY BIRTHDAY JOE :D

That is all ;)

[~KA3AK~]

Happy B-day Joe!!

~hands joe a bottle of vodka~

Let us drink!

[Alexia]

Happy birthday, mate . Enjoy your day and take care! :D

*gives gifts of watermelon and flavoured milk*

Now PART-AY! :broken:

[Jennifer]

Happy birthday :)

[epiph]

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

it's my roommates birthday today too...or it was three hours ago anyway, although he's maintaining that it's his birthday until 24 hours from when he woke up today...in which case he has 9 more hours...

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Enjoy!

~waves~

-Malcor "Before class time crunch" Sylverwood

[MikeRules311]

So sorry it took me so long to thank all of you. All I can say in defense is I have been working pretty much 7 12 hour shifts a week( which leaves me time to eat, shower and sleep) I will work to keep up from now on.



Thanks again for the thoughts all!!! ~sniffle~ :cry:

[MikeRules311]

VERY late happy Bday. Sorry about that, but have my best wishes anyway!!! :broken:

[MikeRules311]

happy b-day from Christy Sedai and Mikerules311! Have a great day!
:)

[jabbernaut]

Happy Birthday, Joe!

God bless ya', today and every day after. :D

[Anita Blake]

*expresses birthday wishes*

[sir archely]

happy b-day and all that. stuff.

go joe!

hehe.

[LaughingTurtle]

Happy B-day!

Arch you bring up an interesting thought....if Projoe was a G.I.Joe....would that make him the ultimate soldier? Because they say that knowing is half the battle...if he's prophetic, he'd know it all :eek:

~feels sorry for cobra~

~that is until psychic snake comes along :D~

[ChronoDmin]

:) happy birthday!!!

~hands him a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue and a magic wand~

go nuts

[Tatum]

Wowee, ANOTHER birthday? I'm running out of gift ideas.

*hands PJ a red sock*

:D

Happy Birthday!

[dark fuschia]

oooh happy birthday to my favourite gorilla! *hugs* I also got you a red sock. (what a lucky coincidence!)

[Star]

have a hippidy hoppidy happy birthday

[~KA3AK~]

Where's the birthday boy? The people (well, so far just me :D ) demand PJ's appearance!!!

[Star]

another late Happy Birthday

but mamma always said better late than never :)

[prophetic_joe]

Sorry everyone I've been at home with computer problems lol. But I'm back at work now with my great internet access and everything is good. Thanks everyone. oh and by the way the red sock from Tatum was very nice and the one from Wendy made it so i didn't have to go with a blue one on the other foot so good coincedence guys. and the alcohol from K3 and Chrono got me drunk enough to think red socks are stylish. Oh and I always did want to be a GI-Joe. Thanks again it was a great b-day

[prophetic_joe]

Happy Birthday Mike

Gives Mike an incedent report.

sorry I'm at work and it's all i have to give lol

[ChronoDmin]

Thank you for those late birthdays wishes


~pulls out magic wand he got for his birthday and taps Star and mike rules on the head turning them into newts~ poof your both newts

[dark fuschia]

Chrono you have to stop doing that! All these newts might seriously unbalance the ecosystem...

[ChronoDmin]

Chrono you have to stop doing that! All these newts might seriously unbalance the ecosystem...


:grumbles: fine fine i'll stop turning them into newts ~taps star on her head~ poof your an ardvark....


better Wendy?

[dark fuschia]

:dozey: *makes the sound of an ardvark and goes off to find some ants*

[Malcor Sylverwood]

~thinks his archnemesis is either terribly easily confused or perhaps just insane~

~is still a newt~

~flicks tongue~

-Malcor "Lizardbreath" Sylverwood

[ChronoDmin]

~thinks his archnemesis is either terribly easily confused or perhaps just insane~

~is still a newt~

~flicks tongue~

-Malcor "Lizardbreath" Sylverwood


oh malcor i forgot that i turned you into a newt .. well i make you all better

~taps malcor on the head~ poof your a ... squid!

[dark fuschia]

*rereads chronos post* Oh I am not an ardvaark! How embarrassing *starts spitting ants out* :blush:

[ChronoDmin]

*rereads chronos post* Oh I am not an ardvaark! How embarrassing *starts spitting ants out* :blush:

~pulls out his wand ~ don't worry i can fix that
~taps wendy on the head~
poof your an ardvark

~picks up the ants she's been spitting out and shove them back into her mouth ~

[Malcor Sylverwood]

~squirts ink on chrono~

~flops helplessly~

-Malcor "Out of water" Sylverwood

[ChronoDmin]

~squirts ink on chrono~

~flops helplessly~

-Malcor "Out of water" Sylverwood


ack! my shirt ~ grabs Malcor , only to be slapped by a tentacle~

that does it ~taps malcor on the head~

poof your a robot! ~Poof~ ~ looks up at 25 foot tall transformer ~

[dark fuschia]

heh thats funny, the other day someone was agreeing with me how cool it would be to be a robot. ummm *jealous of malcor* can I happen to be an ardvark robot?

[ChronoDmin]

heh thats funny, the other day someone was agreeing with me how cool it would be to be a robot. ummm *jealous of malcor* can I happen to be an ardvark robot?


Sigh :rolleyes: there's no pleasing you eh? :p ~taps wendy on the head~ poof your a robot

~looks up a aardvark robot with laser power sticky tounge and nasty...pointy teeth!!!!~

:D :D

[prophetic_joe]

Hey Bump happy 19th.

[satan]

wooo birthday! .. i'd offer cookies but you don't like them :p
~brings cake, ice cream, and cookies for those that want them~

[WolfBrother]

The cake and ice cream are both safe bump.


Happy Birthday man

[Mesaana]

Happy Birthday Bumpsy!!! oooh 19... huzzah for legal drinking age!! *hands him a big lager*

also *breaks out some watermelon to add to the goodies* mm watermelon....

[Alexia]

Happy Birthday, mate. Hope you have a good one and all my best wishes for the years to come. EAT THE COOKIES! :D

[Amos]

*arrives with vanload of strippers + keg*

half the strippers are male, partly because there's girls at the party and partly because i don't know you that well :D

happy birthday dude :)

[Christy Sedai]

Happy B-day!
:)

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Happy b-day...

~flees~

-Malcor "Square" Sylverwood

[jabbernaut]

Hey bump....

Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy BIRTHDAY!!

:D :D :D :D :D


~feels somebody's hand shoving a twenty into his pants~ :umm:

Hey, hey, I'm not a stripper! ... not for money anyway. :dozey:

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[epiph]

happy birthday! have a good one!

[~KA3AK~]

half the strippers are male, partly because there's girls at the party and partly because i don't know you that well :D
~ :kill: all male strippers ~

~drives up with a cistern of vodka~

Ok, now happy b-day bump!

[Tatum]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

May this be your best year yet. :D

*gives Mr. B a toaster*

[Malcor Sylverwood]

~promptly stick a fork in the toaster~

:toussel:

hehe

-Malcor "Electrifying" Sylverwood

[WolfBrother]

~feels somebody's hand shoving a twenty into his pants~ :umm:

Hey, hey, I'm not a stripper! ... not for money anyway. :dozey: ~Takes his twenty back~


FINE!

Wolf "Cheapskate" Brother

[JEDIWAN]

Here, Have a carmel frap.....

[mystic mr bump]

thanks all! :lol: for the birthday wishes and the entertainment! :lol: its beena great day! :thup: plenty of this :broken: and plenty of this :kill: but not enough :love: hahahaha oh well thanks again everyone!

~takes another drink in everyones honour!~

[WolfBrother]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Have a great birthday. Can't wait to see you Thursday

~hugs~

[Anita Blake]

hey happy birthday... hope your flight home goes calmly. :) *birthdayhugs*

*hands out obligatory cake and streamers*

[Mesaana]

Happy Birthday Amaia!!!! I hope you have lotsa fun stories to tell when you get back! :) Oh man!

*gives her legnths of silk in all sorts of colours to do with as she pleases*

[epiph]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

lucky...getting thailand for your birthday...

[jabbernaut]

:D Happy Birthday, Luv!! :D

The day the world was blessed with the gift of YOU is truly a day worth celebrating.

~hugses and kissies!~ :love:

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[Malcor Sylverwood]

Happy Birthday, lass. ~hugs~

See you soon...

oh...a gift...um...here's a movie ticket stub, an foil chewing gum wrapper, and some lint... :blush: ~flees~

-Malcor "Pocket" Sylverwood


PS. I'm wondering why this is a day early, esp since it was posted by somebody here in the states? :p

[Christy Sedai]

happy b-day!

[sir archely]

Damn it, where's my thai food?!

:grumbles:

well,happy b-day anyway....i suppose. :p

~gives amaia 4 pounds of leaves~

spread the wealth, i always say.

[Corvus Corax]

Happy Birthday Amaia,

*takes a backmassager and a big jar of tiger balm out of a bag*
*then takes out a stone limbo stick*

I hope you're having the time of your life sapje

[Amos]

lucky...getting thailand for your birthday...
someone gave you thailand, amaia? they must really like you and even if they do it seems a little excessive.. but i'm not about to be outdone gift-wise either...

*gives amaia russia*

happy birthday :) :D

[Dregs]

Happy birthday gorgeous!

~gives amaia penguin~

[mystic mr bump]

someone gave you thailand, amaia? they must really like you and even if they do it seems a little excessive.. but i'm not about to be outdone gift-wise either...

*gives amaia russia*

happy birthday :) :D
and here i am only giving her madagascar.....i feel so cheap...


happy birthday amaia..... hope you have a good one. :)

[Buckeye]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

You poor thing. To be on a plane for 25 hours on your birthday. :D

See you soon!

~hug~

[satan]

YAY happy birthday!!!

~specialbirthdaytacklegropemolesthugsandkisses~

~gives amaia cookies.. and.. uhh.. a rock.. it's from ireland.. it's like i'm giving you ireland.. it just fits in your pocket..~

[~KA3AK~]

Happy b-day!

~tries to think of a gift~

~freezes~

must..reboot...

[Waffles]

Happy Birthday baby :D

~hugsandkissesandtacklesandgropesandsmooches~

So.... how would you like some waffles for breakfast? ;)

[Jennifer]

Oooh! Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone! ~wipes away a happy tear~ All these countries! Wow! I don't think they'll fit in my closet though... :(

Mmmm, and massage, you know me too well, CC. :) But I think I'm going to have to confiscate that limbo stick...tough love and all.... :p

~puts the penguin from dregsy in the freezer so it'll feel at home~ (I got to touch a penguin at work a while ago... they feel kind of different from what you'd expect)

And waffles...we'll see, but I'm not much of a breakfast person. :p

~hugs everyone especially tight~

[QuirkyTemplate]

>makes a late camio<

'appy b-day amia :)

[Jennifer]

lol, ya know, when I saw that post by Buckeye, I just kind of blew past it cos I see the word "Buck" and I associate it with Buckweet. Silly me. :D

:love: Buckeye

[jabbernaut]

~suddenly realizes he didn't give a gift~ :eek:

Hold on a sec.....

~grabs some paper and markers, draws up a handmade gift certificate~


--------------------------------------
This certificate, presented to
THE LOVELY AMAIA
is good for anything.

...yep, you heard right. Anything.
--------------------------------------

:love:

____________________

[Tatum]

Oops! Sorry I'm late.

Happy Birthday Amaia!!! Have a shot or twelve for me. :D

[satan]

~suddenly realizes he didn't give a gift~ :eek:

Hold on a sec.....

~grabs some paper and markers, draws up a handmade gift certificate~


--------------------------------------
This certificate, presented to
THE LOVELY AMAIA
is good for anything.

...yep, you heard right. Anything.
--------------------------------------

:love:

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:eek: anything? ~thinks of numerous ways to abuse that~ ~grins~ too bad it's not mine :p

[Nachtnoir]

~dances naked into the room~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

[night faerie]

stupid life making me late for all the best parties :grumbles:

~gives Amaia a private jet with John Travolta as her private pilot. So she may fly from one of her countries to another at a whim~

OH! You know what else you'll need?

~gives Amaia a dictators outfit, complete with leather thigh high boots and a riding crop~

:D

~has a drink & dances about~

[Jennifer]

Wow, I'm getting some truly awesome presents here! What a group of pals y'all are. :D That's right, I said "y'all." So sue me for being a wee bit southern.

:love: everybody

I'll be sure to don those boots and take that riding crop in hand as soon as I get home. ~evil grin~ :D

[Alexia]

SORRY I'M LATE! Here's hoping you had a brilliant one and I'll be sending all my belated best wishes your way soon! *cheer4mai* :D

[jabbernaut]

I'll be sure to don those boots and take that riding crop in hand as soon as I get home. ~evil grin~ :D


Run, Buckeye!! Run like the wind!!

:p

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[prophetic_joe]

Well I'm at work and noticed that no one made Apoc a birthday thread yesterday. So here it is sorry it is late. Happy happy happy happy late birthday.

[Apoc]

I don't know what to say I'm speechless.Thank you, but my birthday was in May.
Well if its like that then happy late birthday wishes from me to everyone that reads this. Especially you joe!

[prophetic_joe]

ok damnit whose friggin birthday was yesterday then?

*curse's himself for being an idiot."

I swear if I never have to work another 10 hour shift it will be too soon.

well anyway I think someone had a b-day yesterday and whoever it was happy b-day i guess.

*feels very stupid*

i'm so embarrassed.

[dark fuschia]

LOL! This thread made me laugh out loud... when I read the bit about May, and my bro is watching some serious movie (ok it was Bad Boys II) but it was at a very serious and tense moment, and I just shatered it with my giggles hehe. *hugs PJ and Apoc*

[Jennifer]

lmao

Oh, what the hell? Might as well say happy birthday anyways! Would you like some cheesecake? :D

Happy birthday everyone!

[sir archely]

ok damnit whose friggin birthday was yesterday then?

er...going by the calendar i don't think it was anyone's b-day... :confused:

unless they've changed it since then. ~shrug~

[jabbernaut]

Hey, everybody, Buckeye turns the big two-seven today!

Let's turn out the lights, everybody hide, and when Amaia lulls him in here we'll all jump out, shout "Surprise!", and pelt him with marshmallows... or something.

~turns off lights.... dives behind couch~

Ssshhh! ~giggles~ :p



~waits~

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[Jennifer]

:eek:

Jabb, you are too fast for me! Beating me to starting my own hubby's birthday thread....sheesh. :rolleyes: :p

~isn't going to post what she got him for his birthday~ :blush: :D

[satan]

my my amaia you naughty girl :p

and yes happy birthday

[Alexia]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUCKEYE! Hope you had a great one. :D

*throws confetti and coloured rice because she can*

[jabbernaut]

Jabb, you are too fast for me! Beating me to starting my own hubby's birthday thread....sheesh. :rolleyes: :p

aww, make me feel bad, why don'tcha :( Real sorry... 'guess I wasn't thinking so much.

~puts on a funny party hat to cheer himself up~


Happy Birthday, Buckeye :D ... you lucky lucky man, you. ;) hehe


__________________

[Jennifer]

You know I'm only kidding, ya big palooka. :) ~hugs~

~idly wonders what a palooka is~

[Mesaana]

Happy Birthday Buckeye *gives him a small surprise box*
Don't worry.. surprise boxes are always full of something good :) hee hee!!

I'd give you a bigger one but you since you're married to Amaia I'm sure you dunna want for much... sides you're one of those dudes every other guy is jealous of cause of that :P

[Waffles]

Happy Birthday Buckeye! :D:D:D:D

Oh, and watch your back.... I'm tempted to assassinate you so I can steal your wife away :p ;)

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Happy belated birthday ;)

-Malc "Shorthand" SW

[Dregs]

Happy b'day. You giant mutant nut, you.

[jabbernaut]

Oh, and watch your back.... I'm tempted to assassinate you so I can steal your wife away :p ;)

You'd better make it more than just an assination. More like a killing spree.

... 'cause I guarantee, she won't be handed over without a full scale war.


~locks and loads~ :kill:

~clumsily kills self in toe~ © 2003/Used without permission.

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[night faerie]

Happy Belated Buckeye! ~gives Buckeye a beaver the size of a bear~ You know a long, long time ago, like dinosaur times, beavers all used to be as big as bears. ~nods solomnly~

[Dregs]

Happy Belated Buckeye! ~gives Buckeye a beaver the size of a bear~ You know a long, long time ago, like dinosaur times, beavers all used to be as big as bears. ~nods solomnly~

~doubts the veracity of the mega-beaver~

[night faerie]

no, its true. I swear. At least I heard of it from a very reliable source. ~nods~

[prophetic_joe]

NF, Wendy was kidding she was only seeing if you'd really fall for it. C'mon girl sheesh. LOL

Oh BTW HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BUCKEYE!

[night faerie]

LOL actually I didnt hear it from wendy, but perhaps wendy is starting evil rumours....

[~KA3AK~]

~is hoplessly late~

is there such thing as late belated birthday?:confused:
if there is, the Happy that Buckeye.

[prophetic_joe]

LOL actually I didnt hear it from wendy, but perhaps wendy is starting evil rumours....

and you people thought the prophetic thing was only my name

[epiph]

happy extremely late birthday!

[Cloric the Cleric]

Ack! I'm late!

*hands out Death By Chocolate*

*throws confetti*

*dances*

[LaughingTurtle]

~blames lateness on server~

:umm: yeah....

~adds birthday wishes anyway~

:D

[Buckeye]

Aww Thanks everyone! Sorry for the delayed response...couldn't get on this server the past few days.

As for all the gifts and death threats...thanks again lol. Amaia's gift to me...let's just say there was hot wax, a kinky outfit and a whip! (and no I wasn't wearing the outfit or using the whip ;))

I'm still strying to recover! Man she's a wild one :D

[Apoc]

Happy B'day bud! :)

Hope you got loads of quality presents and had a great time.

December must be your favourite month-lets see birthday, christmas, newyears party, lotr release.

~looks at watch~

oh well better late than never. :D

[Dregs]

a kinky outfit and a whip! :D

A jockey costume? You devil!

[Buckeye]

A jockey costume? You devil!

Damn, you're good! I still can't figure out how the hot wax tied into the whole jockey thing though

:D

[Jennifer]

:eek: :blush:

~sprays Dregsy and the giant mutant nut with the firehose~

As long as all the rest of the Quillers don't start expecting this treatment from me for their birthdays... :p

[night faerie]

~doubts the veracity of the mega-beaver~
http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/megabeasts/meet/meet_zoom3.html
ahHA! so THERE! :-p