Chat

[sir archely]

come on in. :D

[Mike]

Blah :grumbles:

[sir archely]

nsh!

[sir archely]

hey, people online, come chat with me. :D

[sir archely]

hey. you people. who aren't chatting. come. now. before i start. talking in complete. :grumbles:

[sir archely]

okay, with 12 unique, registered members on, someone's gotta have a little time for chat....right? right?

[dark fuschia]

Sorry Dregs and Curtis, chat kicked me and won't let me back in :cry: I promise I didn't ditch you guys!

[Dregs]

Don't worry kicked me out too. :grumbles:

[Jennifer]

:confused: It says I'm chatting but it wouldn't let me in. :cry:

okay, 'nuff of that...

edit: doh, now it doesn't say it anymore... :umm: I wasn't imagining it, I swear... :D

[Curtis]

It was doing the same thing to me. I let it load for half an hour and it never came up properly.

[Anita Blake]

i notice a lot of people on line not coming to chat...... ;)


~does the dance of enticement~

[WolfBrother]

i notice a lot of people on line not coming to chat...... ;)


~does the dance of enticement~Am I not enough company?

[prophetic_joe]

maybe it would be fun if every active user came in now and had a big old chat party.

[WolfBrother]

maybe it would be fun if every active user came in now and had a big old chat party.Or. . . I could just sit on the main page as usual and be my anti-social self.

~nods~

[prophetic_joe]

aww c'mon we have cookies and cake and many alcoholic beverages

[prophetic_joe]

hello lexi and corvus you guys up for some chat?

[sir archely]

come. chat. please?

malcor isn't nearly enough entertainment.

:p

[prophetic_joe]

hey everyone come into chat and say hi lol

[Waffles]

For once I'm in chat and ppl aren't there :(

[Jennifer]

For once I'm in chat and ppl aren't there :(

tsk tsk...naughty boy :p

[WolfBrother]

Maybe there's a reason they're not there

[prophetic_joe]

so i was thinking people need to come hangout with me and KA3AK in chat.

[prophetic_joe]

everyone needs to come chat

[prophetic_joe]

well i hate to continue my seemingly endless request for chatters but since i'm bored and stuff i have to. so everyone come chat

[sir archely]

anyone up for a brainless chat?

if you are, go in. i'm not going to make my comp load up the thing if nobody joins me. :cry:

[sir archely]

looks like i need to get a bit more use out of this thing...chat anyone? i'm in there so....~shrug~

i don't think i smell....

[sir archely]

well...apparently i DO smell. and that's a triple double for the day. mark it.

[~KA3AK~]

I don't think you smell that awful :p but my calc homework is not going to do itself :(

[Jennifer]

You smell, but that doesn't bother me that much. I just haven't been in a chatalicious mood for the most part lately. :(

[satan]

ok some of my favorite people are lurking around here somwhere so come join me.. i'll give you.. something good :)

[Apoc]

~can't get into chat~

:cry:

~wants to chat~ :(

~bloody verifying password thingy~ :mad:

[satan]

awww
~hugS~

[Buck]

I have your nose....

[sir archely]

hey...all of you people. come chat.

[LaughingTurtle]

Lt Laughing Turtle Reporting for duty

[Alexia]

I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! Uhm... no. I think I mean I'm THERE! *salutes* :broken:

[sir archely]

My apologies for those nice people who joined me in chat. Connection went all suicidal on me and then the phone line was tied up. Doh.

~smites dial up again~

Shut up LT. And QT. And Buck. And whoever else was making fun of me for having dial up.

[LaughingTurtle]

~mocks arch some more~

:p :D

[ChronoDmin]

bored bored bored .. need someone to talk to.... gasp cough dying....`kof` koff`

[sir archely]

~mocks arch some more~

:p :D
Oh, you just wait turtle. I was once like you. the glory of cable. permanent internet connection. gone are the days when i mocked malcor for his crappy dial-up. gone are the days of my fast speeds. now are the days of the hiss, crackle and tone of the modem. the beeps as it dials that make me weep for those days of yester-year. the wait for downloads that makes me cry. just remember, i was once like you.

:cry:

[LaughingTurtle]

The sad part is I remember those days....oh how we mocked him [malcor] together....memories *sniff*

My fear is staying home during this summer and then being stuck with the parent's dial up.... ~shudders~

Woe is us... :D

[~KA3AK~]

~is ready to mock dial-up people~

[lam sam]

hye, how about some major chizzle in the hizzle? (everybody go on chat)

[lam sam]

FINE!!! Guess no chizzle tonizzle

[Apoc]

Get your butts in there NOW! :D

[sir archely]

i don't know if "chizzle in the hizzle" makes me really want to chat... :umm:

[Apoc]

~is all alone :cry: ~

yay wiggin

[night faerie]

k I've about 10 minutes before I fall asleep, if anyone wants to chat ;)

[sir archely]

sorry to everyone i ditched in chat last night. i fell asleep at my computer, and then when someone messaged me on MSN i thought it was some sort of warning or something, and i shut everything down and went to bed. i don't know. anyway, whoever messaged me, i didn't get your message so...yeah. sorry.

[satan]

get into chat now epople oi'm lonely

[Amelia]

I cannot wait until I get my computer at home then I can chat with y'all!

**gazes longingly at the chat room where LT and Lexi are at!**

[Alexia]

I cannot wait until I get my computer at home then I can chat with y'all!

**gazes longingly at the chat room where LT and Lexi are at!**

Awwww! You know what I'll do? I'll set up a we-wish-amelia-could-be-here-too-memorial in chat. Yes. :)

*hugs'n'hugs'n'hugs*

[Buck]

I'll be in in about 10 minutes....watching some TV :D

edit- Oh and Im going in chat as an amelia ambassador ;)

[Amelia]

Awwww! You know what I'll do? I'll set up a we-wish-amelia-could-be-here-too-memorial in chat. Yes. :)

*hugs'n'hugs'n'hugs*


awwww thanks Lexi!!!!!

**runs away before she starts bawling**

[LaughingTurtle]

~has lain flowers at memorial~

:toussel:

[Amelia]

~has lain flowers at memorial~

:toussel:


awwwwww schnookums!!!

**gives LT a toussel and an ass rub**


AHHHHHH!!! Now Bucky is there! No fair!! I cant to tackle and toussel him properly!

[Buck]

I turned your memorial into an altar for the godess you are :) I even payed homage to it and I command all the insolent ones.. (those not in chat) to come and bow down !!!

Or :umm: Dont. :D

[Amelia]

I turned your memorial into an altar for the godess you are :) I even payed homage to it and I command all the insolent ones.. (those not in chat) to come and bow down !!!

Or :umm: Dont. :D


You amuse me Bucky, I think I shall keep you!

[Buck]

:dozey:

G

edit - oh and amaia is being rather insolent at the moment :p

[Amelia]

:dozey:

G

edit - oh and amaia is being rather insolent at the moment :p

What is she being insolent about dearheart? If its about me, you are my warder, do what warders do!!!

[Buck]

I gave her a torpedo pooping penguin. Hehe... I try :broken:

[Jennifer]

Don't worry Amelia, I wouldn't make insolent comments about you since I barely know you. ;)

My apparent insolence stems from an ambiguous comment I made after Buck stole LT's tongue. And can I just say, for the record, that it just doesn't pay to be a smartass anymore. :dozey:

[Buck]

I didnt steal his toungue you insolent chit! I stole his :p
See quotes thread for gorry details..

[Jennifer]

Well I'll continue to be insolent, cos apparently you know stuff about me that even I don't know. :p

[Cloric the Cleric]

I'm so confused. Y'all are always talking about being in chat, but when I look at the main page, there's never anyone in there.

*sniffs himself*

Is it me?

[prophetic_joe]

I'm so confused. Y'all are always talking about being in chat, but when I look at the main page, there's never anyone in there.

*sniffs himself*

Is it me?

I went into chat just for you cloric.

[Alexia]

Well, I'll be there. Whether that's a good thing or not is entirely debatable. :rolleyes:

[Cloric the Cleric]

I went into chat just for you cloric.



aww....

*feels special*

[Amelia]

Well when you are there visit my memorial and pray for my entry into chat soon!

[epiph]

~sniff~ aw...i missed you guys by recording music

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Another time, lass. Esp now that I know you *can* chat... ~smacks forehead~ ;)

-Malcor "duh" Sylverwood

[satan]

i'm alone.. and scared



well maybe less scared and more bored

[Alexia]

Come join us! :blush:

[wiggin]

Anyone? I'm feeling all lonely and tired....

[Amelia]

Dregsy is in the chat room and I cant go in and chat!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tatum]

I can't get into chat either. I keep getting a blank frame with a little white box in the corner with those colored shapes. Anyone have any suggestions? I've already cleared out my temp files folder. I'm at a loss.

[satan]

awww :cry:

[Amelia]

I can't get into chat either. I keep getting a blank frame with a little white box in the corner with those colored shapes. Anyone have any suggestions? I've already cleared out my temp files folder. I'm at a loss.
well, as I explained to Tats earlier its a self imposed ban from chat rooms cause if I do, I will get fired so I just post in the message board until I get my comp/internet thang worked out, until then everybody visit my memorial that the boys put up in the chat room in my honor!

[wiggin]

*smites everyone to join him in chat*

[satan]

come into chat right now you dears

[wiggin]

*sniff* I scared everyone away. :(

[wiggin]

Well, friends, chat?

[satan]

i would wiggin dear but i have to go org my sisters pantry... but..

~pouncetacklesorryican'tbetheremolestgropehappynew yearhugsandkisses~

[wiggin]

*cries* Well, at least I got molested. :)

*hugs teh satan*

[Apoc]

Chat posse formed haha

My four(Five) Riders-
Tats(Famine and Plague)
Quirk(Pestilence)
Messana(Death)
Satan(War)- Wiggin(backup War)


Hahar, I send you fourth to spread attacks on the zombie and baby posse's and to rule chat!!!!
:D

[Alexia]

OK.

I have no disease.
I am not (that) unattractive.
I don't bite.

So why am I alone here?

Why am I being overlooked?

Hm. :rolleyes:

[Nachtnoir]

OK, I can't believe I've been in chat for like 5 minutes and no one has popped in. I know I am not unattractive, and I know you want to see me. At least you will when I use my Jedi Mind Tricks on you.

"You want to come into chat. You want to come see Nacht." :D

[night faerie]

ok somebody please come to chat and save us from the ridiculous zombie-in-Anita's-corner conversation! :rolleyes:

[LaughingTurtle]

Your wish is my command... ;)

[epiph]

guess what. i'm chat. you should be too.

[gelflingjen]

Someone come and chat with me, doo-dah, doo-dah. Someone come and chat with me, oh the doo-dah dah.

[satan]

i'm lonley and bored

[WingedDancer]

If you want to meet me, then here's your chance...

[Amelia]

**sees everybody in the chat room and cries**

Got to get a computer for home.

[jabbernaut]

~cries with Amelia~

Why doesn't chat like me? ~sniff~

[Alexia]

Don't give up hope! Don't do it! :broken:

Then again, there's way too much mushiness and love going on in here. It's safer out, methinks.

[prophetic_joe]

if anyone wants to talk about the quill war, movies, computers, girls or just spout off random nonsense i will be in chat for a bit. i'm not very entertaining but i will try.

[Alexia]

Well, I'm in here with four incredibly hunky males...

*cough* I should keep this G rated. Uh, let's start this again.

I'm in chat with four males, soon to install a new hottub... oh, that's a little suggestive.

*cough* One more try.

If you value your insanity, join me and Death and Arch and Malc for some chatting fun!

Also if you're good at massages, I'd really appreciate one because I'm been very stressed lately... uhm, anyway.

COME NOW! :D

[Alexia]

Yep. Double post. Why? Crisis situation!

[cue background horror-movie scream]

See, I don't think my last post was understood correctly.

It wasn't really an invitation. It was more like a direction.

We have archely who will most kindly confuse the hell out of you.

(Except for satan - can't take the hell out of that chiquita)

Death will talk to you about good smart things. That's all very confusing also.

Apocolypse will woo you with his Scottish accent and undeniable charm.

And I will... I will give you chocolate and generally type in bad english.

What more could anyone want?

Come to chat. Now. And please. :)

[sir archely]

now it's just alexia and i....


we have fruit!

[LaughingTurtle]

fah she wouldn't give me chocolate.... :p

[Alexia]

Step in and you'll get all the chocolate you want, sugar. :blush:

[LaughingTurtle]

happy?

~basks in chocolatey goodness~

:D

[Alexia]

Veeery happy! :blush:

*parts with chocolate gladly*

[Apoc]

lol- love the sig lexi

~hugs~

:D

[prophetic_joe]

So it must be a new record. in chat for roughly 10 or so minutes and my gorilla funk has scared everyone off or something.

*smells himself

nope i have no gorilla funk so it must just be my personality

[Alexia]

Well, I be in here as well... Gah! I'm turning into a total chat-whore. Not good!

But I'll address that at some later date.

For now, I would like to ask people to come in and say 'hi' even if it's just for a little while. Pop in, give PJ and I a 'hoi' and be on your way, if you must.

My thanks in advance, ladies and gents. :)

[sir archely]

come join wendy malcor and i in chat. and be quick about it, i think it's past malcor's bedtime already....

[Dregs]

~peers into the windows of chat~ Damn it!

[prophetic_joe]

well i did what lt said but having killed off my other personality i am in chat alone. come keep me company.

[sir archely]

i'm in chat, but not really, so don't get all mad at me if i don't respond to you. :p

[Jennifer]

Well if that's how you're going to be, then I'm not in chat so don't get all mad if I don't respond to you.

Wait, did I just respond to you? Crap...

[Nachtnoir]

Well if that's how you're going to be, then I'm not in chat so don't get all mad if I don't respond to you.

Wait, did I just respond to you? Crap...


What does it say about me? I'm in chat AND responding to him. :D

[night faerie]

everyone should come into chat and have a drink with us :)

[sir archely]

i'm here for real now...

though my drink of choice is chicken noodle soup...

[prophetic_joe]

i see new people that i have never met before online. they should come to chat so i have met them and they will no longer be new people. yes i think they should. as a matter of fact everyone should come to chat as it is fun.

Edit: I guess I must stink.

[satan]

i see new people that i have never met before online. they should come to chat so i have met them and they will no longer be new people. yes i think they should. as a matter of fact everyone should come to chat as it is fun.

Edit: I guess I must stink.
aww yes but thats no reason they shouldn't have come..

[prophetic_joe]

Sorry for not responding nf i was searching the site for some interesting threads. there are quite a few, lol. next mayhap you im me and i will for sure answer to that. btw to anyone who may come in if i do not respond feel free to im i will answer promptly.

[prophetic_joe]

i'm at home and can't get into chat without java virtual machine. i tried to find a download for it and the ones i found all won't work. what am i doing wrong?

[night faerie]

ok for anyone wandering around chat looking for people who are but arent there, all the cool kids are hanging out in the huge walk-in (subroom) closet with comfy lounge chairs and a bar, tended by our very own Mr. Pink :)

[sir archely]

Sorry for not responding nf i was searching the site for some interesting threads. there are quite a few, lol. next mayhap you im me and i will for sure answer to that. btw to anyone who may come in if i do not respond feel free to im i will answer promptly.


as far as this goes, if you're in chat sitting around waiting for people to come in, and have other windows up or something, you can set it to give you an audio or visual alert whenever someone says anything. ~shrug~ take a gander at the commands under "help" when you're in chat. course, i'm speaking from an admin perspective, you'll have to test it to see if it works for you.

[epiph]

oops...sorry guys...i wandered off and started playing poker.

[night faerie]

~declares this Official Waffles In Chat day~

Everyone come into chat, but leave your clothes at the door at the request of the guest of honour.

[Amelia]

Man, and I thought my special invite via pm was special!

[Molimo]

as far as this goes, if you're in chat sitting around waiting for people to come in, and have other windows up or something, you can set it to give you an audio or visual alert whenever someone says anything. ~shrug~ take a gander at the commands under "help" when you're in chat. course, i'm speaking from an admin perspective, you'll have to test it to see if it works for you.
I've tried that, but it never works for me. The command is /beepall I think.

[sir archely]

there's also /visual

/beepall only does the ...um...beeps, obviously.

[Molimo]

ooh, ok. /visual works for me. I'm still not getting beeps from /beepall though... might just be my sound system.

[satan]

~whimpers~ i'm alone and vulerable

[SonoftheSands]

Come to the Chat!!!

~SotS~

[prophetic_joe]

I was in chat and left and everyone was gone now i am all lonely again. still in chat and will be for the next few hours so come and say hi if that is your wish.

[night faerie]

anyone carey
to chat with a fairy?

[lam sam]

anyone care am
to chat with sam?

[Alexia]

Gosh, I really wish I could, but chat's being incredibly difficult for me. :grumbles:

[Molimo]

I smell an excuse :p

On a serious note, what kind of difficult?

[Alexia]

Foo you! No excuse! :p But it just won't appear... I get just a blank box. This hasn't happened in forever, like... but that's OK. It'll pass - my internet is probably just being temperemental. Again.

[sir archely]

ack, sorry wigg, lost my connection, and i'm about done anyway, so i won't be joining you again. thanks for the ideas though. :)

[Cloric the Cleric]

why the bloody-hell am I bored in class and there's no one in chat for me to goof off with? *sigh*

*keeps checking back*

[Cloric the Cleric]

Sorry, tats and Jonboy, I could see you and do audio and smilies....but couldn't type in the chat bar... :mad:

*gives it one last try*


*fails*

[Jonboy]

no prob, **it happens :D

oh and sorry mess, i was off doing other stuff....if you want attention, whisper so i get a new window, then i cant ignore you accidentally!!!!!!!

[Cloric the Cleric]

hmm...

Tried from home and it worked just fine...must have been something odd on the computer I was using...stupid school junk pc's...

[Mesaana]

Hehe no probs JB.. I figured you were otherwise busy so I just left it at that :) I'll get you next time.... hehehe prolly scare the living daylights outta ya too

[Jonboy]

:rolleyes: yeah, probly :D

[Vivacia]

I'm new here and all and was just wondering if anyone here actually uses the chat? If so...when? I'd love to talk.

[prophetic_joe]

i will use it right now if that is your wish

[Buck]

Yea normally everyone is in chat weekdays evenings around 11-ish. EST But I have been working late the past week so maybe everyone is diappointed(or rejoicing) without me.

[Amos]

oops, sorry guys, my sister hijacked the computer and i didn't have the heart to kick her off :) *waves bye*

[prophetic_joe]

it's cool i figured you just got booted or something.

btw i'm in chat again if anyone wants to come talk or something.

[prophetic_joe]

Well I'll be a double post. I'm in chat.


*Is bored, is bored, is bored*

[Dregs]

I have found my way to chat. If anyone would care to join me, we could have a discussion on the relative merits of muppet characters.

[Amelia]

WAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I want to discuss the muppets!

**shakes fist at fate**
**toussels dregsys hair**

I love the Muppets!

[sir archely]

we're discussing amazingly wonderful and beautiful secrets of the universe in chat right now if anyone would care to come in.

(really, we're just giving wedgies to wigg, but it amounts to the same thing. ;) )

[prophetic_joe]

*is in chat for the night*

[Vivacia]

Why...oh why, can I never catch anyone in chat?

[prophetic_joe]

Why...oh why, can I never catch anyone in chat?

Come in anytime after midnight central time I am usually here. I am here now as well btw. Send me a pm when you come in though cause I'm most likely looking at aother sites or reading a thread or something. I also don't have any speakers so beeping me doesn't work.

[Alexia]

Well, why not?

*visits*

[prophetic_joe]

anyone want to chat i'm here again for a minute or 2

[sir archely]

oh, i miss late night chat club. stupid early work. ~shakes fist at mornings in general~

[Alexia]

Join PJ and Radar and I in Chat! It's all funness and tripe! :D WOOHOO!






Uh... yeah, so I did lie about the tripe.

[sir archely]

you people should come and chat with jabbernaut and myself.

edit: too late... i guess i see how well we're loved around here... :p

[Mesaana]

*does the come to chat dance* pretty please with sugar on top??

[Radar]

come to chat, you know you want to:)

[prophetic_joe]

Come chat with me and Satan it's her birthday do you really want her to be left alone with me on her birthday?

[prophetic_joe]

Sorry everyone about bailing out of chat I had co-worker trouble so it took a really long time. I'm back now and should be around off and on for the rest of the night.

[Neon]

well since i dont know you guys well yet thought i'd hang around in the chat bit to see if i can ammend this

[prophetic_joe]

Here I sit all alone chatting to my three other personalities. Someone please help me.

[cobaltknight]

First of all, palindrome is spelled thusly: p-a-l-i-n-d-r-o-m-e (for Radar's sake)

Secondly, I have to say that I really love proph's avatar :D

kudos, my man

[Alexia]

So if you're here, at least pop in for a moment or two. Can't hurt, right?

We're just in here generally grooving, but I warn you: things can get computer-oriented at times, so if you're like me, stick to the grooving. Yes. :rolleyes:

[sir archely]

sorry to amaia and neon, we were having such a nice conversation earlier too. ah well, i warned you. :p

[Dregs]

I hope everyone in chat is discussing something horribly dull like which margarine is best on toast.

:grumbles:

[prophetic_joe]

What what what? Honey is by far the best thing to put on toast mister.

OH btw someone come chat with me I'm lonely!!

[wiggin]

Anyone? Please? I'll tell you 'bout crazy stalker girl!

Ender

[Radar]

just hangin out in chat for the nite, reading and listening to music, msg me if i dun answer.

Chat party come on!!! :D

[prophetic_joe]

just hangin at work and chillin in chat feel free to come in and drop me a quick message so i know you're there.

[Nachtnoir]

Bored and all alone in chat, someone come and cheer me up.





Please?

[prophetic_joe]

all alone in chat and bored, someone please come talk to me

[Nachtnoir]

Come........chat........now..........pweeeeeeeeze?

[Radar]

im back, sorry i had to leave ubruptly. i'll be in for a while, just message me if i dont respond.

[Radar]

in chat again for the night, almost done with those darn papers. stop by and say hi if your in. please... sanity.. failing.. with.. caffine... gah, stupid papers :grumbles:

[prophetic_joe]

gonna be in chat for the next hour or so, if ya want to talk come in and say hi

[Alexia]

Come one, come all!

Just come already! :D

[Radar]

chat time chat time, lalalallala chat time ~saunters off~

[ChiChi]

So is another discussion of random things? :confused:

[Alexia]

[cue falling rose petals and nice violin music]

If you love me... you'll join me!

Together, we shall conquer the wor- uh, live in harmony and peace! :blush:

(See, I try to keep these particular posts interesting. I HAVE to. It's 9pm!)

LATER...

Well then.

*shakes fist*

Seems like some people have real lives! I can gladly and proudly say I don't belong to that category.

*mockity-mock-mock*

But I have to pass my evening somehow...

So once upon a time, there was this girl… all alone in Chat.

[Ha! Loser!]

Who was not a loser.

[Looooser!]

Jackass!

But anyway! This girl sat there and played with all the buttons and changed her font colour many times and especially enjoyed enabling and disabling the Audio Notification over… and over… and over again. And then some more.
But after a while, she got a little bored and decided she was sick of waiting for someone to come to Chat and play with the Audio Notification button with her, so she left to find adventure and mystery and most important of all, she left to find chocolate. Or as some say chococolate. Try saying that. It’s fun!

[Chococolate!]

Yes. So anyway, she picked up her travelling stuff, like a tent and a sleeping bag and a port-a-loo and a small solar-powered refrigerator and a few changes of clothes and plenty of clean underwear… and tied it up in the usual square piece of red-and-white checked material about as big as a small tablecloth, tied it to the end of a stick and left Chat to brave the world.

That's all I have for now. Maybe to be continued... somewhere... maybe. :umm:

Note: Colour. With a u.

[ChiChi]

Note: Colour. With a u.

Go Canadian spelling!! Well I'm here, not constantly, but I was starting to get curious on why this place was called "chat" but no one was here.... :confused:

[Malcor Sylverwood]

You do realize this is just a thread to give another sign when people are in our chat room--the blue chat button at the very top, right? ;)

[ChiChi]

You do realize this is just a thread to give another sign when people are in our chat room--the blue chat button at the very top, right? ;)

Yeah, but my stupid school's network has blocked this chat and wotism's as well. So I was hoping that perhaps some people would be here occasionally! At least I'm heading home on Friday!!

[Alexia]

Go Canadian spelling!!
Oh, see I was thinking Australian... but, you know, OK! :D

[ChiChi]

Oh, see I was thinking Australian... but, you know, OK! :D

Well then, yay for similar spellings!! :D

[Alexia]

*taps foot impatiently*

Don't make me have to do anything rash... like write. :umm:

*shakes fist*

Sometimes its hard remembering why I love you guys when you make me write like this.

So, the girl from before, she's just set out into the wide wide world, right?

[Right!]

And she's going down this little bushtrack. And she walks under this tree and there's a voice from above.

[Like God?]

No. Like a "Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum. I hear the footsteps of a homeless bum. Be she alive or be she dead, I'll take her as a slave and force her to bake eucalyptus bread. Biatch."

[Oh! That kind of voice!]

Yeah. So the girl looks up and what does she see, but this plump old little koala staring at her all menacingly and whatnot and shaking his bombyknocker at her. And suddenly, he leaps down from his gumtree and is standing in front of her faster than you can say, "holy ninja quickness, batman!".

[Holy ninja quickness, Batman!]

Nope. Too slow. Anywho, this koala's standing in front of her now, looking very scary... but also pretty small, so all in all, the girl isn't too afraid. And he looks her dead in the eyes and says, "you're in my territory now... and you never asked... you're going to pay for your mi-ACHOO!" But the koala goes into this terrible sneezing fit and he falls over, loses all forms of dignity and has to lean against the tree to support himself while his eyes stop watering and his sniffles subside.
At this point, the girl is all very sympathetic for him, so she digs into a pocket and brings out a clean hanky for him. "gee hooey," she says, "with this kind of flu, you really need to be in bed resting up, you know?"
And the koala is all very grateful, "thanks, love. my wife and sons say the same thing... but this is tradition, you know? every koala has their territory. we all have to do it."
"well listen... if every koala has his territories, maybe you can pass your territory onto your sons early and take up a different profession - i mean, think of consulting? you look like you've seen enough years to know the best ways to scare innocent passers-by and enslave them... have you ever thought of turning that into a business venture?"
"well... no. but now that you mention it... i kinda like that idea... listen, thanks for the thought, love. i'll run it by the wife and kids, but i have a feeling i'll be handing in my resignation any day now. and don't worry about the enslavement bit - i'll let it slide for you."

[Sweet!]

Very sweet. So the girl waved goodbye and went on her way. And thus, was the girls' very first adventure in the outside world. :)

[Malcor Sylverwood]

~put in an appearance~

:D

[Alexia]

OK. There are rules for entry tonight. You can only come to Chat if your name begins with a letter between A or Z. Or if it has a ~ at the front. Yeah, I know this may cancel out a few of you... but we've got standards, people! Standards!

Plus, I have new pajamas. :)

[Alexia]

*sigh*

I am always in here, it seems. :rolleyes:

Anywho, join us! There's all the good stuff going on!

Sex...

Drugs...

Alcohol...

Aaaaaaand...

Death! :D

Cometochat. :mad:

[prophetic_joe]

it is so much fun to be in chat all alone. will someone please save me from myself?

[prophetic_joe]

come to chat with me and K3 people

[ChiChi]

Wow. Is there really a point to chat? No one's ever on!

[satan]

aww sure theres a point.... you just have to keep an eye on it.. we have great midnight chats sometimes.. just not all the time... man.. i could use a good chat :p

[ChiChi]

aww sure theres a point.... you just have to keep an eye on it.. we have great midnight chats sometimes.. just not all the time... man.. i could use a good chat :p

Midnight for who though? The general time?

[Apoc]

Asai Asai Asai I say...why is nobody in chat?

meh, I'll be there for the next 10-15mins if anyone wants to waste some time.

~disintegrates into the wind~

[wiggin]

Yeah... I'll be here for a while, I think.... Come and commiserate!

Ender

[jabbernaut]

Okay, I've just learned that there are few experiences quite so surreal as chatting with a bunch of guys when two of those guys are QuirkyT and the LaughingTurtle.

[Alexia]

Do you like having good hair days?
Do you enjoy people telling you that you smell good?
Do you eat a whole box of fortune cookies just so you find two of the same message?
Do you feel cold, hot or pleasantly pink?

Well good for you, kids!

Now come to CHAT. :D

[prophetic_joe]

Do you like having good hair days?
Do you enjoy people telling you that you smell good?
Do you eat a whole box of fortune cookies just so you find two of the same message?
Do you feel cold, hot or pleasantly pink?

Well good for you, kids!

Now come to CHAT. :D

Hey lexi i'm in chat now wanna come back?

[wiggin]

Anyone wish to chat with the wigster? Now that my friend's HD is backed up and fixed, I can get back online.

Ender

[prophetic_joe]

well considering my computer decided to be a big idiot and stuff i got booted from chat sorry wigg.

[Nachtnoir]

Well, I'm in chat. Now, if I am quiet for a minute, don't just up and leave if I am on a nature call :p you know who you are.

Come see me, i'm bored and need entertained.

[Amelia]

**sees people happily chatting**
**wishes she was happily chatting with her fellow quillers**
**plots getting her computer**

[Nachtnoir]

in chat alone again.....~Le Sigh~

[wiggin]

Yo... someone want to amuse teh wiggin? I'm in an odd mood, so I might actually *talk*!

Ender

[SonoftheSands]

New record for SotS. I was in chat with EIGHT *8* people. it was Fan-amazing-tastic

[Apoc]

~apologises~

sorry for that, hehe

~is not really~ :D

[Neon]

~tuts disapprovingly~

:p

[Nachtnoir]

All Dressed Up With No Where to Go. So I Am In Chat.

[epiph]

doop de doop de doop...sittin' in chat, lookin' for love, maybe companionship. a long walk on the beach? i dunno...

[epiph]

sittin' in chat again...as i clean my room...come, help me to procrastinate!

[Cypher]

~walks over to the chat, plops down in a chair and waits~

[Lilith]

i'm on break... anyone in here? i guess i'm all aolne :fred:

[Cypher]

That's right, Cyphers in there, looking for a good time, or at least someone to talk to. Hell, I'd be happy if anyone came in just to say hello even :)

Cyp "Lonely" her

[Lilith]

hello??? anybody out there? :eyebrow:

[Cypher]

aye, there is.

[Lilith]

well hello there...

[Buck]

*coughs* :quirk:

[AquaFizz]

Ok, you three!!

Simmer dooooown!

~innocent smile~

[Lilith]

hello... anybody out there?

[Cypher]

Party tonight, with your host (Cypher) at 7 pm EST, don't be late.

[Lilith]

where is everybody at???? :cry:

[Lilith]

~sitting in chat~

i'm all alone
there's no one here
beside me... :fred:

[Jennifer]

Don't worry, hun, it ain't you. Chat has just been unchatty lately, I guess. ~sighs~

[Lilith]

~sigh~ :fred:

[Cypher]

I know a lot of you are on, come now, its just me, I don't bite, at least not unless requested :p

[Lilith]

hello?

i'm bored at work...!

i'm all alone....

[Lilith]

~sits in chat, waiting, and waiting, and waiting, and, well... waiting~ :fred:

[Cypher]

ha, you're going to have to wait longer than that :p

I'm going to sit in chat all night, drop by anyone who wants to talk (well, my night, your afternoon/evening (most of ya'll))

[Cypher]

its me, once again, in the chat, bored away.

[Cypher]

yeah..................................

[Lilith]

just sitting here waiting... dont be shy, come and talk to me... i'm bored :( :fred:

[wiggin]

Come one, come all... poke wiggin and chat, and you might get unspecified services in return.

[Cypher]

what wiggin said :p (insert Cypher where wiggin is)

[Amelia]

**pokes wiggin and cypher**

[wiggin]

Ahem. I said in *chat*. And it was a limited offer. ;) Then again...

[Amelia]

Ahem. I said in *chat*. And it was a limited offer. ;) Then again...

:eek:

i cant go into chat. Well I could but then I would get fired.

[LaughingTurtle]

~was just in chat but meh...I mean I can only talk to myself before the walls start closing in...~

[Cypher]

I believe mine was a limited time offer, too, but I guess I could make exceptions for the people that 'can't' go into chat.

[Amelia]

Thanks Cyper

**pokes Wiggin, Cyph and LT**

**flees**

[Cypher]

Well, I guess you could say the offer has resumed since I'm sitting in chat at this moment :p

*laughs evilly at the back of Amelia*
:p

[sir archely]

you people are missing a good chat. uh, if you're not in it.

[LaughingTurtle]

You missed a good one earlier so I call it even :D

[Jennifer]

~pushes random pretty buttons in chat~

Don't push the one on the far right... :umm:

~pushes waffles' buttons in chat~ :blush: :D

[Lilith]

anyone in here? hello? hello?

:ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

[Lilith]

hey Byrn, i know you are somewhere out there... come chat....!!!! :blush:

[SonoftheSands]

Hat-Chay!!!

*Fears that they'll never break my Pig Latin Code*

That means come to Chat! pronto!