Quotes from the locals

[dark fuschia]

I was walking down the street with a pack of timtams in my hand which I bought for my sis to make up to her for stealing her internet time, when some kid who looks not older than 7 walks by me from the oposite direction (all by himself I might add). He grins at me in the cutest way you can imagine and says: "ooooh yummy! Timtams!" and keeps on walking by.

I so wanted to offer him some but I didn't want to encourage him to accept sweets from strangers. anyway it just made me laugh cos NF had been saying the same thing earlier that day... and then it made me miss NF

[dark fuschia]

My brother as we whiz through a roundabout full of traffic when its not our right of way... leaving behind some stunned motorists...

"FU----I got the accelorator mixed up with the brakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

LMAO

[Tatum]

for tatum:


wendy: ooh lets all send Tatum psychic hugs at the same time
wendy: our cumulative powers might really make a difference
malc: ~sends psychic hugs~
amaia: ~sends psychic hugs~
wendy: *send psychic hugs*
corvus: it can't hurt
curtis: *sends psychic hugs*
anita: ~sends psychic hugs~
corvus: sends psychic hugs
satan: sends tatum psychic special healing hugs

Thank you so much, all of you. I don't think I've been at a worse place in all of my life. But its nice to know I still have friends. *hugs*

[satan]

Thank you so much, all of you. I don't think I've been at a worse place in all of my life. But its nice to know I still have friends. *hugs*

~hugs~ of course you do!

you couldn't get rid of us if you tried

[Waffles]

Thank you so much, all of you. I don't think I've been at a worse place in all of my life. But its nice to know I still have friends. *hugs*

You'll always have friends, Tats. Someone as beautiful as you just can't help it ~hugs~

[Curtis]

Thank you so much, all of you. I don't think I've been at a worse place in all of my life. But its nice to know I still have friends. *hugs*

*hugs Tatum*

*agrees with who said "You couldn't get rid of us if you tried*
And you do keep trying. (-:

[Alexia]

Hmmmm... I reckon I've missed something but I'll jump in late anyway. *sends Taties tacklehugs* Hope you start feeling better soon and if you get hungry, I'll give you some of my chocolate too.

[LaughingTurtle]

~had conversation with Alexia that somehow got turned towards popsicles~

Lexi:
it always makes me giggle when typing popsicles. crazy foreignors
LaughingTurtle:
why what do you call em?
Lexi:
ice-blocks

~shakes head~ hehe

[sir archely]

yay for smut!

hehehe, wendy in chat.

[Anita Blake]

me, to my bf at lunch, re: cramps

"i want to go to my office and curl up in the fetal position and wish i was dead"

[satan]

aww ~hugs anita~

me: "uh.. i know this is a little odd... but could i take a picture of your coffee?"

[Tatum]

Wendy's advice to Wolfbrother...

"you don't handle a woman like Tatum. She handle's YOU"

hehe. Yes, its self indulgent but I thought it was so funny.

...and generally true of most women.

[satan]

hehe oo thats great.. and so true

[sir archely]

well, despite what wendy says about taking this out of context to make it sound odd....i thought it was funny. (sorry wendy. hehe)

me: stupid lateness
me: i need a massage
wendy: *gives arch a massage*
me: woo!
wendy: lol I could give you a butt massage arch.
wendy: justin showed me how to do them.
me: wait, massaging MY butt? or massaging me with YOUR butt?
wendy: ROTFLMAO!
wendy: massaging your butt
wendy: my butt isn't that dextrous

[Jonboy]

ok heres a good one.....we alway give justin shit at work......chris is the boss.....
justin: damn, i just got so lucky!!!
jon: i heard about that.....
Chris: I heard she was easy?
(a bit of time passes)
Justin: do u think its long enough?(refering to a bolt)
Jon: isnt that what she said?!?!!?