Quotes from the locals

[Jonboy]

jon: so u showed wendy how to give a butt massage?
justin:.....
Jon:so u just told her how to do it?
Justin:well tecnically i gave her a butt massage.....

[sir archely]

Malcor and I, discussing the super-monkey thing.

Malcor: Oh, and monkeys are inherently funny until they are power 30' tall death machine that are coming after me...
Malcor: ~nods~
Me: man, think of how many tons of poo a 30' tall death robot could fling
Malcor: ewww
Malcor: gross
Malcor: That just took all the (perverse) nobility out of my monkeys driving transformers image

heh.

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Tatum: "HA! Don't try to fool the all knowing TATUM THE GREAT"

[Jennifer]

waffles: so me drunk
me: woohoo!
me: ~seduces you cos you won't remember it later~
waffles: no details?
me: why bother? You won't remember
waffles: eh, still
me: hehe

(and no he didn't get details )

[Jennifer]

boss (at the restaurant): so when are you going to get a real job?
me: I have no idea.
boss: You could teach biology...
me: Ha! Can you imagine me having influence over the youth? [sarcasm]
boss: good point...
me: Besides, I want to work with animals.
boss: Well, teach high school. You wouldn't have too much influence and you'd have plenty of animals around.
me:
boss:
(pause)
boss: Nevermind that idea...the last thing this world needs is you putting out classfuls of smartasses...

[Waffles]

Ara: however we discovered im a whore

[Colin]

i think it should be noted that the extended version of this convo is:

me (7:19:44 PM): however we discovered im a whore for back tickling
me (7:19:48 PM): ~nods~
wffs (7:19:51 PM): hehehe
wffs (7:20:01 PM): WithMarbleHeart: however we discovered im a whore
me (7:20:12 PM): hey now
me (7:20:13 PM): lol
wffs (7:20:13 PM): i'll post that on the quill ;-)
me (7:20:15 PM): myeh]
me (7:20:24 PM): !!
me (7:20:25 PM): bah
me (7:20:27 PM): me no care
wffs (7:20:44 PM): good :-)

[Waffles]

~giggles~

Ara: i hate chicks who like to talk during sex. thats why i turn on music

[Colin]

!!!

me (7:14:45 PM): my brother tells me things i dont want to hear
satan (7:15:20 PM): lol
me (7:15:27 PM): bub: i hate chicks who like to talk during sex. thats why i turn on music
me (7:15:32 PM): me: ewww no more no more!

[Waffles]

epiph: that scares me, ara
Ara: it scares you that i wont bite you?
Ara: well i can if you want..

[Colin]

jajaja ok I did say that..

[Waffles]

Ara: waffles kick pancakes ASS
me: i know i do

[Alexia]

Pancakepancakepanacake boy! :broken:

[Malcor Sylverwood]

sir archely: bah, i just ate a piece of paper i thought was a chip

Just when you thought the fun was over...

sir archely: hmm...i just ate a crumb from my desk i thought was a piece of a chip...and i don't think it was. i'm not entirely sure what it WAS, so i'm going to go get a drink now.

[sir archely]

damnit, i thought i was in the clear.

jeez, remind me why i talk to you anyway?