Greetings! No, sorry, forget that. How cheesy can one be...
Umm, so, either way, I guess you can't forget that, because this will be a pretty special thing, but I do want to apologize for this rather bad introduction. The foresters gave us this thing to talk into, and they say that it will transmit and manifest itself in the past, but gave us no directions for how to operate things like rewinding and erasing and that stuff. Well.
My name, because I do have one, is Osito Hiya. No shit. I have a tendency to speak too much, something that continuously irritates my friends, bless them, but that nonetheless was the trait that got me the job of making this, um, transmission. The others feared to choke up from the pressure, but as you can hear, I have no problems with choking up. If anything, being nervous make me talk more.
I suppose I should say something of substance. My name you already know, and I am currently living on the island formerly known as Japan. Do you still call it Japan? We still do, mostly, even though most nations names stopped mattering quite some time ago. But I figure you still need to know approximately where you are in the world, you know. It makes it more real. The foresters don't need to know, at least they don't seem to care, but for us regular joes, at least for me, it's a comfort. It's now about 100 years since political parties with reforestation on their agenda started making themselves known around the world, 95 years since Norwegian Forestry became the first of these parties to win the election. In Norway, of all places! And it is more or less exactly 20 years since the first foresters made contact.
They are... Wait. I guess, if none of the above has taken place yet, I guess you are a far way back and this sounds really farfetched. Well, it should. It doesn't really matter as I don't think anyone can nor wants to change much of what is going to happen; for now, just accept that the foresters are here. I'm only in my middle twenties anyway, and no historical adept, so I don't think I can help much with understanding or by pointing out obvious things that will happen in your near future that will make me more credible. Unless this doesn't go far back that is. It's not that important to me anyway. Credibility that is. Anyway... wait. Hold on a sec.
Yeah, I'm back. According to Yani, the foresters didn't give any specific instructions as to what they wanted us to say, didn't want to say, they just handed off the device with their usual aloofness and went off again. Here's something you can talk into and it will broadcast into the past. Have fun. Just like them to do something like that.
So. Okay, this is Osito Hiya, I'm currently residing in Japan with eight friends in a really cool part of the forest half a days hike from Tokyo. It's early winter in the year 2120 and this years first snow fell just last night. Don't know if this will work tomorrow or next week, or if it's working right now; but I do like the sound of my own voice, so I'll try talking some more into it either way. Probably.
Well, umm.
Bye.


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