Thoughts from the bottom of the glass....

[Dregs]

Have I Told You Lately That I Love My Life? Well I do. I swan about about measuring trees, getting a suntan and today I saw an echidna. He was cool about me but when i got out my phone to take a picture, he scarpered. So you'll just have to imagine what it was like.

When I look back on it, I've lived an extraordinary life. So I don't have permanent work, so I get to change my number plates every two years. So I'm bones-of-my-arse broke. I just go around the country looking at cool stuff and get nutty brown. I'm like David Attenborough without the camera crew.

If I had to formulate one piece of advice for the youth of today it'd be this. If you're not happy with what you're doing, seriously consider not doing it. And get a haircut, you dirty emo.

[Dregs]

Those corrupt meteorologists and TV execs have been suppressing this for years!

And this is my real point: give this a try.