The Boobies Thread

**Christy Sedai** · September 21st, 2003

10 Reasons why boobs are cool:
1. They get you free drinks, beads etc.
2. You don't have to be an adult to have them
3. They are soft and make great pillows
4. They can distact just about anyone when wanted and can leave people speechless
5. They can produce milk, and get bigger when they do
6. They come in all shapes and sizes and colors
7. When a girl stretches out a guys shirt it becomes hers
8. Cleavage
9. There are 2 of them, everyone likes them
10. They bounce when you jump up and down or run (girls on trampolines, hehe) it is amusing

**~KA3AK~** · September 21st, 2003

Very true. I however hope to never have boobs. A guy with boobs - that's just sick.

**prophetic_joe** · September 21st, 2003

those are all very good reasons to love boobs there are more of course but i'm too lazy to type them now. i also never want boobs.

**LaughingTurtle** · September 21st, 2003

Unless they're Anita's boobies...and then it's a fashion statement

(though I still haven't accpeted them yet hehe)

**Christy Sedai** · September 21st, 2003

hehe, I think everyone has Anita's "bouncy pic saved "

**WolfBrother** · September 21st, 2003

While I agree

I only see bad things coming from this thread

**prophetic_joe** · September 21st, 2003

no bad things can come from boobies you should be ashamed for even thinking something like that. lol

**WolfBrother** · September 21st, 2003

Originally Posted by prophetic_joe

no bad things can come from boobies you should be ashamed for even thinking something like that. lol

I said from the thread

**prophetic_joe** · September 21st, 2003

or anything boobie related

happy now?

kills WB in the toe

Wolfbrother

**WolfBrother** · September 21st, 2003

Originally Posted by prophetic_joe

or anything boobie related

happy now?

kills WB in the toe

Wolfbrother

Just trust me on this one

k

**dark fuschia** · September 22nd, 2003

Yay! yes I agree boobies are good. hehe I am not sure what bad things WB foresees coming, perhaps he is worried someone will also outline ten reasons why a certain exclusively male body part is good? hehe ahh now I have to do it....

Ten reasons why the.... adams apple is cool
1. it jiggles around when guys talk.
2. when the talk is boring at least the up and down motion is strangely calming.
3. it has no functional purpose that I know of
4. cos apples are yummy
5. cos guys have them and guys are cool
6. its the only body part with a first name
7. easy way to spot drag queens
8. adepts can use them to hypnotise people
9. you can make smutty jokes about them (just ask CS)
10. if you name your band "Adam's apples" everyone will titter politely

NB: thanks to all the random quill chatters who helped me compile this list

**Alexia** · September 22nd, 2003

Originally Posted by wendy

7. easy way to spot drag queens

ROFLMAO! :broken:

**Amos** · September 22nd, 2003

10 Reasons why boobs are bad:
1. They cost you money to buy drinks, beads etc.
2. You have to be a women to have them (not saying women are bad)
3. They are soft and make great pillows until their owner rolls over and you have no pillows cause she stole the real ones
4. They always distract you when you're trying to say something important
5. They can produce milk but only babies are usually allowed to drink it
6. They come in all shapes and sizes and colors which is also distracting
7. When a girl stretches out a guys shirt it becomes hers
8. Cleavage, again distracting
9. Everyone likes them so if you have a girlfriend you're constantly paranoid
10. They bounce when you jump up and down or run (girls on trampolines, hehe) and while it is amusing it is also distracting and potentially lethal if you get hit by one

(otherwise they're good

)

**prophetic_joe** · September 22nd, 2003

i'll say it again there is nothing at all bad that can happen or anything bad about boobies or anything remotely boobie related. boobies are a gift i tell you a gift to be treasured and admired and worshipped in all of thier glory. they're a gift agift agiit fsduihiuheauhiuhegiuh

*has seizure do to the emmence rage at boobie put downs*
*manages to stammer one last thing before going unconscious*

"they're...........a.....................gift"

*goes into comma where he dreams about boobies*

**Alexia** · September 22nd, 2003

I don't know... sometimes they aren't great. But this is only one suggestion - other than that, they're pretty nifty and all. This instance is during contact sports, eg. being tackled during a game of footy. Trust me, this hurts like a mofo.