REALLY bad jokes

[lost]

Q: what's the difference between a tree?
A: an ice cream cone because motorcycles don't have doors.

my cousin made that up a long time ago, and when i was little it seemed hilarious.

[Dregs]

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug.

What do you call a man without a shovel in his head?

Douglas.

What do you call a man with fifty rabbits up his bum?

Warren.

[Waffles]

Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?

A: It was dead.

Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?

A: It was tied to the first koala.

Q: Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?

A: It was stapled to the second koala.

Q: Why did the fourth Koala fall out of the tree?

A: Peer pressure.

Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall out of the tree?

A: It looked like fun.

Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall out of the tree?

A: It was hit by the other 5 koalas on the way down.

Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall out of the tree?

A: It was hit by a fridge.

Q: Why did the Wombat die?

A: It was hit by seven koalas and a fridge.

[Apoc]

Sister Anita and Sister Wendy make their way to their car, getting in they chat idly about religion and the vicar, when suddenly Dracula jumps on the bonnet, terrifying both the poor women half to death. Sister Wendy turns to Sister Anita and screams "Quick Anita...show him your cross" to which Anita scowls at Dracula and waggs her finger "Fuck off!"

[Dregs]

Sister Anita and Sister Wendy make their way to their car, getting in they chat idly about religion and the vicar, when suddenly Dracula jumps on the bonnet, terrifying both the poor women half to death. Sister Wendy turns to Sister Anita and screams "Quick Anita...show him your cross" to which Anita scowls at Dracula and waggs her finger "Fuck off!"

LOL I immediately thought of Sister Wendy with the buckteeth pointing at a pair of boobs by some renassiance painter!

[jabbernaut]

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

[Radar]

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says he is sorry, but that’s out of the question. Confused, the ham sandwich asks why. “I’m sorry,” the bartender says again, “but we don’t serve food here.”

[jabbernaut]

A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink, but the bartender tells him thatg they don't serve his kind and asks him to leave. So the piece of string steps outside into an alley, ties himself in a knot and frays out his ends. A minute later he goes back into the bar and the bartender says, "Hey buddy, aren't you that piece of string who was in here a minute ago?"

And the piece of string replies, "No sir, I'm a frayed knot."

[Jonboy]

a blonde, brunette and red head are in a bar drinking, when they notice a cop walk in and look at them suspiciously. they were all under age so they quickly headed out the back door, with tho cop following in short order. the cop walks out only to see an empty ally. He walks over to a trash can and kicks it...the brunette was inside and she went "meow, meow" the cops said, huh, only a cat.... then he walked over and kicked a nearby dumpster....the redhead was inside it and she went " woof! woof woof!!!" "gee, only a dog said the cop, as he wandered over to a burlap sack. the blonde was hiding inside. the cop kicked the sack, and the blonde said "potatoes! potatoes!"

[Jonboy]

just say this phrase out loud, make sure some one is there to hear you...

i am sofa king we todd did


there, that wasnt so hard, was it.......

[Neon]

How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge?

Theres footprints in the butter.


Whats brown and sticky?

A stick!


(i'm sorry world)

[~KA3AK~]

Each Chinese anti-tank infantry unit consists of 3 batallions of 1000 people each. They job - disasseble enemy tanks before they start shooting at them.

[Kindred]

A man tried to phone the King of the Jungle.
All he got was a recorded message saying, "All the lions are busy right now. Please try later."

[Kindred]

Double whammy....

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.

[night faerie]

ok you all know I hate jokes and I've never ventured into this thread before but I heard this & just loved it.

Q: What did the letter O say to the number 8?

A: Nice belt.