Random Stuff & Nonsense

[Malcor Sylverwood]

If I'm a figment of you imagination...

[Cypher]

You might have the night, faerie, but during the day I jump in.

[Malcor Sylverwood]

~narrows eyes at the thought of the reverse vampire~

~flees~

[Anita Blake]

It's kind of insane how many hobbies there are out there to take up and learn, even just if you only limit yourself to "things you can do with thread". I mean... spinning and weaving, sure, and knit and crochet, OK, but also embroidery and bobbin lace and sewing?! What about cross stich and needle lace and netting and good god don't even tell me because I'll be determined to learn it, too.

My life goal is basically to have a giant, beautifully lit warehouse-sized room where I can store all my various textile-related tools and works. Alas, I live in a relatively (but not actually) large-ish apartment in an urban centre, and it's sort of shocking how many textile tools one can cram into a space if one is determined.

[Mike]

Textile?! I bet you are spinning gold on that magic contraption of yours, Anitastiltskin.

[SonoftheSands]

How are reverse vampires not a thing? I mean, that's kindof like a werewolf, where moonlight triggers a transformation, but only under a full moon. And then I suppose there's the religious practices that mandate being indoors by sundown on Shabbat, being done traveling/working etc.

What other characteristics would a reverse vampire have? Only eats Garlic & drinks Holy Water? Stake through the heart does nothing. Instead of drinking blood, produces extra blood? Someone else help conduct this train of thought!

[Anita Blake]

I think a reverse vampire gets burned by the moonlight, and will die without enough garlic. They also either vomit blood, or must perpetually donate blood (which creates more reverse vampires). They are also abnormally weak, like, way weaker than a normal human. I'm talking can't open a pickle-jar weak. Hit 'em once, and they're down, they're not coming back at you, ow, that really hurt! Also in terms of sex appeal: negative. Even people who are kinda into creepy weirdos are repulsed by the reverse vampire. They not only have no game, they don't even know what that means. Doomed to a life of pathetic weakness, solitude, and vomiting blood, the reverse vampire is the thing that everyone fears to become.

[Anita Blake]

Happy America Day, American Quillers! (yes, I know it's not called that, no I won't change)

[Malcor Sylverwood]

We'll, it wouldn't make much since for you to call it independence Day, what with you still being subservient to the monarchy

[Cypher]

Ok, Malcor, you've been in the pook long enough, time for others to have a chance!

[jUstIn]

last post for real this time.

[Malcor Sylverwood]

Nope. Sorry.

-Malcor "Not sorry" Sylverwood

[Anita Blake]

wait, no one has posted about the WOT series yet?!

[Mike]

Watched the three episodes now with the family. They like it. And are full of, who is it?!

[Cypher]

wait, no one has posted about the WOT series yet?!

Blame Discord!